Thursday, March 09, 2006

Apropos of nothing in particular...
There was a young girl from Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to make grist with;
The miller's son, Jack,
Laid her on her back
And united the organs they pissed with.

I've always loved that limerick...

4 comments:

Dom said...

On a similarly infantile level...

mary had a little lamb,
the thing was always gruntin'.
She tied it to a five bar gate
and kicked it's little...

I knew a lady from Amsterdam she stuffed...

Devil's Kitchen said...

I've always liked:

Mary had a little lamb,
She made it climb a pylon;
4,000 volts shot up its arse
And turned it into nylon...

DK

Earl Jackson said...

'and united the organs they pissed with'
No, you can't run away from this DK.

Anonymous said...

You've got to admire the ingenuity of rhyming Aberystwyth with "pissed with", but I'm not so sure about the phrasing of the second to last line.

/ends stroking chin

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