I know that two in a row is pretty lazy, but this one was just such a delight! I might try putting in "Neil Harding" next...!
UPDATE: I did. It was fun. And explains an awful lot about Microsoft...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about NuLabour fascism!
- You share your birthday with NuLabour fascism.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with NuLabour fascism.
- Donald Duck's middle name is NuLabour fascism.
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by NuLabour fascism fighting underground!
- NuLabour fascism is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- In Chinese, the sound 'NuLabour fascism' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
- NuLabour fascism never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of NuLabour fascism to reach the earth's core!
- NuLabour fascism can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as NuLabour fascism.
UPDATE: I did. It was fun. And explains an awful lot about Microsoft...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Neil Harding!
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Neil Harding to reach the earth's core!
- The deepest part of Neil Harding is over 35,000 feet deep.
- You should always store Neil Harding in an airtight container in the fridge.
- Medieval knights put the skin of Neil Harding on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Neil Harding can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Neil Harding!
- It can take Neil Harding several days to move just through one tree.
- Two grams of Neil Harding provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
- The most dangerous form of Neil Harding is the bicycle.
- Banging your head against Neil Harding uses 150 calories an hour.
1 comment:
How about this one on that other favourite of yours, Polly Pot?
It's even better than Neil Harding!
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