Thursday, February 23, 2006

Hello

Just the briefest of notes to serve as an introduction for the new spit boy here at The Kitchen and a litte reminder: although much of the vitriol bubbling constantly out of our beloved Devil's every orifice is targetted at the violence inherent in certain religious practises or beliefs (more, much more, on this in the coming months from yours truly I fear), it does not require blind faith in a higher power or two-thousand odd years of mutual antipathy to produce such a repugnant spectacle of hate. In fact seemingly all you need is a shirt from JJB sports and a brain the size of my fist.
Supporters surrounded the vehicle while throwing missiles and shouting "Munich scum" in reference to the plane crash that killed 23 people, including eight Manchester United players, in 1958.

Bottles, beer glasses and stones were hurled as the ambulance became stuck in heavy traffic after Saturday's FA Cup tie. Witnesses also claim the ambulance was rocked as some Liverpool followers tried to overturn it.
These wretched specimens dragged screaming from the shit-stained sole of humanity are not following sharia law. They are just cunts. Violent, mindless cunts whose us-and-them mentality is so embarassingly, transparently constructed that they have to wear matching shirts and scarves to identify themselves.

The question is what does such a shallow and contrived manifestation of aggression suggest about a latent potential to violence on this cold wet rock of ours?

4 comments:

Mr Eugenides said...

Having mindlessly clicked on the Wikipedia link for "spit boy" (with some trepidation, let it be said), I am delighted to have been introduced to the concept of a "dog-powered treadmill".

Rushing down to the Patent Office as we speak...

My fist of flounce said...

Good to see you writing again tiny, even better that your absence has done nothing to dilute the acidity of your bile.

Devil's Kitchen said...

Indeed; filthy Leftie though he may be, I think that TJ's style will fit in very nicely at The Kitchen. Maybe we are doppelgangers...?

I look forward to some big debates within The Kitchen, as we have a pretty wide spread of opinions amongst the people now writing here.

DK

Soupdragon said...

Ahh, now I see the difference between "Liverpudlians" and "scousers". Sorry, I'm just a Manc. And almost too angry with these scum to say welcome and I look forward to reading your posts.
But please, more swearing. I'm already addicted to reading it. :)

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