Friday, January 20, 2006

Watch out, Beer's about...

Via Mr FM.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form & is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, & in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties & bars to persuade their male victims to go home & have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer & then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude & punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered & sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer & the predatory women administering it, there are Male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open & frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Rugby Clubs" in the Yellow Pages.

The really insidious thing about Beer, of course, is that it is the man who is expected to pay for it...!

5 comments:

Ordinary activist said...

I can accept your more reasoned postings even while I disagree with you - do you really think date rape is funny?

Devil's Kitchen said...

Do you really think that only men date-rape?

Are you then admitting the submissiveness of women?

Do you consider the date-rape of men inconsequential?

Do you think that date-rape is never enjoyable?

DK

Devil's Kitchen said...

You want to avoid date-rape? Buy your own drinks*.

DK


* Not Bacardi Breezers, obviously, which make a woman's legs open of their own accord...

Ordinary activist said...

There's a differnece between date rape and getting drunk, having sex and regretting it later. The clue's in the word "rape" - and no it's not enjoyable - ever. I didn't mention anhting to do with men or women in my comment so I'm a little perplexed by your other questions.

Devil's Kitchen said...

Apologies, I was a bit pissed when I wrote that.

So do I find date rape funny? No. Do I find a joke about it amusing? Yup.

If you can't laugh about these things, well, bad luck.

DK

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