Is this a horse's head?

Nope, it's just a quick hello post. I will, of course, maintain the normal high standards of behaviour and decorum expected of this place.

So, well, I guess I'd better figure out somewhere to start. Hmm, no point in ripping into our favourite kicking boy, I did that yesterday...

Any suggestions? Gratuitous swearing and copious insults come hard to me, I'll need a bit of practice ;-)