"And a litter tray."

Gorgeous George really has made something of an error, and only he seems not to realise it. Here's my nomination for Quote of the Day.

"I did nothing undignified while I was there," said Mr Galloway, to the sound of a million dropping jaws.

Astonishing. Still, we do at least have televised debate in the House of Commons: maybe we'll get to see this moment.

Over in the Commons, they can't wait. The Labour MP Steve Pound promised: "He'll have a saucer of milk waiting for him. And a litter tray."

I can hardly wait!