"I did nothing undignified while I was there," said Mr Galloway, to the sound of a million dropping jaws.
Astonishing. Still, we do at least have televised debate in the House of Commons: maybe we'll get to see this moment.
Over in the Commons, they can't wait. The Labour MP Steve Pound promised: "He'll have a saucer of milk waiting for him. And a litter tray."
I can hardly wait!