Saturday, December 24, 2005

Wandering around HMV today, I stepped in a piece of chewing-gum that someone had dropped on the floor. What kind of tosser does that—drop chewing-gum on a shop floor? It's bad enough on the damn pavement.

Come the revolution, my friends, those who insist on chewing gum will be up against the wall with Brown, Blair and the others that I really hate...

4 comments:

Martin said...

DK,

And I will be standing beside you in the firing squad.

Devil's Kitchen said...

G,

Glad to have you there! Ready, aim...

DK

MatGB said...

Shoot the bastards; stopped chewing gum when I was still a teen, and working in retail has driven my intense dislike of it. We used carpte tiles easily replaceable; usually got through two or three a month, and our turnover was small compared to most stores. I just don't get the point.

Sam said...

It's just bloody rude.

The very model of a modern scientific man

Your humble Devil was thoroughly amused by Neil Ferguson's fall from grace, and is very pleased to have found the time to outline Fergus...