Thursday, December 22, 2005

Bunch of useless, lazy, fucking cunts

Ladies and gentlemen, via NM, I give you the hard-done-by "workers" of the London Underground (who are obviously all Monbiot car drivers)...
A union has called a 24-hour strike on the Tube network for New Year's Eve.

The 4,000 Members of the Rail Maritime and Transport (RMT) voted five to one for the industrial action over staffing levels and will walk out at midday.

Now, George, do you see why everybody is jumping into their cars? You stupid cunt.

And now, that song in tribute (go to Listen, then London Underground. And a tip when setting up your DNSes; don't use masked forwarding). All together now, to the tune of The Jam's Going Underground...

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
'Coz once again the Tube's on strike.

The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.


All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.

What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
Laa La-La La
Laa La-La La


The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when
we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground


Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your a-arsehole.


My sympathies to all of you Londoners who have to endure this load of fucking bullshit every year. Another New Year's piss-up ruined by the lazy sods of the London Underground. Still, I shouldn't worry: New Year's Eve is always crap anyway...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Eh look here mate.. Fuckin fuck off allright ... I fuckin work my fucking arse off running the fucking trains for you ungrateful fuckin cunts who piss on the seats and bash us up you fuckin cunts ... ill fukin baseb
all bat yous cunts pulpy ourf kinb rinas onen ight at 3 in the morning when your being fukcin smart..yeah fuckin BANGcunts! oi ? wot ?BANGBITCH
so watch ur back bitch cause ill fkin staby youse hey ill fckin shoot yas fuCKIN HUNT DOWN YOUR FAMILIES AND BURN THE CUNTS ALIVE arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggg!!!!!!

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