|What Your Underwear Says About You|
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.
I certainly don't sit around with my hands down my pants. Unless my hands are cold.
I find these things quite addictive, so we'll have a couple more and then jus' leeeeaave it aht...
|You Are Creepy|
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.
|You Are Somewhat Machiavellian|
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
|You're An Alcoholic|
Time to go back to step one.
No surprises there then...