Saturday, July 16, 2011

Lyn Brown MP: bitch

Lyn Brown MP: oh god, no, Jesus, I've gone blind...

Via Down With This Sort of Thing, I see that Labour whip Lyn Brown has been caught abusing a blind man.
A Labour whip unleashed a four-letter tirade at a blind man for getting in her way during a fraught exchange in the Houses of Parliament.

Lyn Brown, the burly MP for West Ham, barged into the back of Talksport political editor Sean Dilley, and his golden retriever guide dog, as he was walking in a corridor towards Portcullis House.

Witnesses were shocked to see a clearly stressed Miss Brown bulldoze into the back of Mr Dilley before overtaking him, shouting: 'For ****'s sake, move out of my ******* way.'

The journalist asked her to be more careful as he did not want to crash into his guide dog, Chip.

Miss Brown then sniped back: 'You are such a rude ******* man, you just walked right in front of me.'

One source said a frustrated Mr Dilley then replied: 'I'm blind, you stupid woman.'

He then demanded to know Miss Brown's name, as he could not see who had bumped into him...

I have to say that—having seen a picture of Lyn Brown MP—I think that, in this place and time, Mr Dilley is the lucky one here: were he not blind, he would have had to look at a reflection of this Medusa, lest he be turned instantly to stone.

And, to paraphrase, I wouldn't wish anything worse on Lyn Brown than for her to be precisely the utter fucking cunt that she so obviously is.

24 comments:

Xopher said...

What's the problem? We must all bow down to our betters!

Anonymous said...

Fuck's sake dude her hubby must be blind, so show some empathy.

Either that or her Orthodontist is...

Leg-iron said...

Hmmm... WV is 'chlag'. I wouldn't use such a term. I was thinking along the lines of 'face like a toad that's sat on a nettle'.

Didn't Spooky Madcow recently say he was going to take MPs to task for bullying? I wonder if Happy has heard about this event.

Oh wait, he's not Happy. He said so.

Roger Thornhill said...

NSfW

WV: goose. ...aaaaaaarrrggh!

JuliaM said...

She looks like someone ordered a blow-up sex doll of Sarah Brightman from a very dodgy Taiwanese manufacturer with absolutely no quality control to speak of and only a rather crumpled photocopy portrait to work from...

Barnacle Bill said...

Another jumped up, done nothing in her life, political cow.

WV = yairpoxi - what Mr. Diley should've shouted at the cow!

Anonymous said...

Typical of the Nu Lab wimmin-cunts one and all.

Mr Ecks said...

Julia M--Sublime!

Anonymous said...

Feel very sorry for those of you who need to resort to obscenities to make your point.You certainly demonstrate cerebral inadequacies.

Antony said...

@Anon 13:08

It's not that we have cerebral inadequacies that we have to resort to obscenities.

It's because we are so fucking angry with our "leaders" and it's because we hate them with such a fucking passion that it is virtually impossible to speak of these filth WITHOUT resorting to obscenities.

When they have bankrupted and excluded you too, perhaps you might understand the anger.

Mr Ecks said...

Anon 1.08

What the fuck are you talking about man?redsmica

Gallovidian said...

Look forward too seeing the reporting of this on the BBC.

Anonymous said...

@Gallovidian

What, like the BBC's reporting of the Guardian's admission that the Brown medical records story was a complete fabrication of Gordon's paranoid delusional mind?

Good luck waiting.

Kaboom said...

Anon 1.08, I feel extremely fucking sad that all these sexist cunts on DK are using foul fucking language in order to dehumanise and poke fun at the buck-toothed harridan in this manner.

Happy? If not, go and insert a pointy object into your fundamental orifice. Cunt.

Anonymous said...

Cleft pallet.
Nasty condition.

Ed P said...

Don't be nasty to the poor woman, she's obviously suffered a traumatic acid attack.

Anonymous said...

What is it with Labour and ugly women? Even the guide dog had to lie down after looking at that gargoyle!

I bet she has a man voice.

Anonymous said...

anonymous 1:08

Bugger off, you cunt.

swindon_alan said...

Fuck me she is hideous

Anonymous said...

I believe Tolkien did state there were female orcs. Now we know what they look like.

Alistair G said...

I don't know how any male could be so desperate that he would actually achieve orgasm while having that face within inches of his. Perhaps triple-layered paper bags are needed.
It is, however, the ugliness that lies within her that is far more troubling.

Anonymous said...

Those who remember LB from her days (far too many of them for my taste) as a councillor won't be especially surprised at her carrying her "attitude" further up the political food/gravy chain. Fond of throwing her weight around, and she has plenty of it.

The only way she'd get my vote would be in a "person least suited to a position of power over anyone, ever" contest.

fukemal said...

If only the blind man had been that cunt Blunkett.

Electro-Kevin said...

'Lyn Brown MP: oh god, no, Jesus, I've gone blind...'

Very funny and cruel at the same time.

I quite like 'em gap-toothed and bug-eyed. It confirms that I'm not just having a great dream that I'm going to be awoken from when I hit the vinegar strokes.