Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to disturb you—however, I thought that some of you may be interested that fakecharities.org is back up again. It's looking a bit empty the now, simply because the transfer has removed some info (though we're working on that) and because, of course, charity funding has also moved on.
We would very much like you to register—if you are interested—to be either a submitter or verifier (or both).
You know what it is about—check with the Charity Commission website: if a charity has receives over £1 million from the state, or garners more than 10% of their cash from the state, then they are designated a Fake Charity.
As always, it is massively important that we can prove the above: as such, submissions should be accompanied with a bunch of proven accounts. We will verify your submissions and make sure that they are legitimate: after all, with a name like Fake Charities, we have to be.
Please register: please help. With Dave committed to giving yet more of your money to these organisations as part of The Big Society, we need your help more than ever. It will be a resource to all of you and, if we get enough donations, then we shall hold a big Christmas party.
But, mainly, we need to get a handle on these thieving gits—they are taking our money, without our consent. And yet the British media paint them as saints.
And, as saints, they have a rather moral hold over all of us—even though they are no better than government agencies.
These disgusting organisations are held up as better than us—as our betters. We are forced to fund them, and yet they are our betters?
If these organisations are of so much value, then they can surely persuade people to give money to them without having to steal it from those of us who earn our own money...?
Or maybe not?
These people take their salaries from us: their money is extorted from us. Under threat of force. Help us to expose them. Help us to do it in a decent, verified way. Because, you see, we don't need to tell lies about them: they are bleeding us dry and all we need to see is their accounts.
Fake Charities: the place you need to go for the information about thieving bastards who are nothing about you—except the best way in which to steal your cash.
Help us expose them: help us make them pay.
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