Thursday, May 06, 2010

It's on!

Well, your humble Devil has voted and, with no Libertarian Party candidate to vote for, has employed the Barbary Ape principle.

Even so, I feel slightly soiled. Again.

Next time, perhaps, I will be able to vote for someone that I don't absolutely despise. Maybe even myself—who knows...

In the meantime, however, all that I can do now is to sit back, fire up Stuart Sharpe's beautiful Election 2010 iPhone application (a mere 59p) and hope—despite their massive client base—that Labour get absolutely pulverised, humiliated and otherwise destroyed.

I want to see Brown weeping as the men in white coats lead him away from the doorstep of No. 10...

UPDATE: I have decided that the best way in which to purge myself of disgust is to drink lots and lots and lots of booze. So I will be wandering along to The Big Election Night Party this evening.

Maybe I'll see some of you there...

15 comments:

Middle Seaxe said...

God, help us!

Kevin Monk said...

Just out of curiosity - Who was the least worse?

Ian E said...

'I want to see Brown weeping as the men in white coats lead him away from the doorstep of No. 10... '

Goodness, you are a mild man - I want to see him dragged out on the end of piano wire.

williamsjk said...

I felt the same way about my vote. I actually went and washed my hands after voting!

And it won't be the men in white coats. It should be those in uniform just back from Afghanistan. Let them have fun with him :)

Max the Impaler said...

My senitiments precisely.As Samizadata said the other day 'it's like having the choice out of three rapists ', so don't be surprised when you get shafted.

TheUKLibertarian.com said...

DK you didn't need to vote! This ritual of people walking to the polling booths to hand in some paper to offer their consent to some authoritarians they don't even like even though their vote won't make any difference anyway is about as logical as prayer...

I'm not voting today and I'm going to use that time to feel clean, and because I will feel clean I won't have to waste any time showering, and will instead be able to spend even more time watching porn :)

Gareth said...

I want labour to win, so they are at the helm when it sinks. Doesnt matter which of the three win, we are going down. If mandleson gets chance to say its not labours fault, ill weep.

Barman said...

I want labour to win, so they are at the helm when it sinks. Doesnt matter which of the three win, we are going down. If mandleson gets chance to say its not labours fault, ill weep.

Quite so... I can't stand the thought of Gorgon blaming the Tories for everything - it would be too much to bear...

rb said...

John R chimes with me. I so want to get rid of the scottish one eyed shit that I was at the polling station at 7.10 a.m.

At least I've been able to feel slightly satisfied all day just in case it all goes tits up later and the bastard survives and I then plunge into 5 years of deep depression.

andy janes said...

Just done the deed, and I too feel slightly dirtied at the choices offered me, and was sorely tempted to write in 'none of the above'. In the end also did the least bad option.

Now to blog on the hentai game have been playing the last few nights, that might make me feel less dirty!

Bam-Bam said...

I want labour to win, so they are at the helm when it sinks. Doesnt matter which of the three win, we are going down. If mandleson gets chance to say its not labours fault, ill weep.

Even if Labour lose, they've still won. As we fight to the death over tins of mouldy dogfood, Tony and Gordon will be far away, earning a lot of money and smiling.

Anonymous said...

UK LIBERTARIAN-

If Hattie Hatemen remains in government, Jackboots Straw will impose another of his fascist laws making it a criminal offense "punishable by up too 6 years in prison" and a life on the SOA if you download porn. As NL wish to effectively turn the Lords into another "wave it through" chamber, the chance of at least amending their evil totalitarian legislation will be gone too.

With Straw and Gorgon set on abolishing trial by jury, you won't even have the option of being judged by your peers-which is saved Jack Tweed the other day from a NL corrupted CPS railroading.

That's why I forced myself to vote tactically today-NuLavatory must go.

Anonymous said...

I want to see Brown try and stay in there. I want to see him lock himself in No10 as he continues to bleat on about his fucking "duty" to keep ruining the country.

I want the Police to be called. I want the SAS to have to be called in to storm the place. I want to see Brown carried, kicking, screaming, waiting and holding onto the doorframe by his fat scottish fingers as they try and carry him out of the door.

And I want the world's media to be there and record it. In short, I would be happy for total and utter humiliation. It's no less than this fat useless fucker deserves for ruining my country's finances for the next 30 years.

Anonymous said...

DocBud:

Yeah, now shut up. I go to what the Times calls one of the top 10 universities in the world. While I personally disagree with their assessment, you do need a reasonably high IQ to get in. You have NO IDEA how many people (especially students) actually want all the nonsense the Greens stand for. All day for the past week there have been idiots (with 5 As at A level and on track first class degrees and future doctors) spouting the same rubbish about Tory cuts and a few less retarded people saying there is no money, but being shouted down by the "Yes we Khans". We have the foreign students voting Lib Dem even though you couldn't vote if you went to their country, because they believe the crap about no fees. Obviously the overseas fees would go up if UK students' fees were reduced to 0. Noone gives a shit about the EU, because half of them are from there and the other half want to go there (on exchange).

Anonymous said...

"Stuart Sharpe's beautiful Election 2010 iPhone application (a mere 59p)"

Or free ... :p