The Leaders' Debate
Any minute now, the camera will pan up and we'll see Nick Griffin holding the strings on three puppets. That must be the case.
Because surely Brown, Cameron and Clegg cannot possibly be this authoritarian and unpleasant, can they?
UPDATE 08.51pm: ah, yes, we haven't addressed the problems of crime committed by drug addicts. We aren't tackling the underlying problems, says Cameron. No, Dave, you haven't—legalise drugs.