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Sunday, February 07, 2010

The climate hots up

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 2/07/2010 02:31:00 PM

The pressure continues to pile on the IPCC with a whole raft of MSM and blog stories seeping through today. His Ecclesiastical Eminence resurrects his Climate Cuttings series to try to round up the events.
In a story running in parallel in the Sunday Times and EU Referendum, Raj Pachauri is linked directly to a new set of erroneous statements in the IPCC reports. This time it's African rainfall they've been misleading us about. Since Pachauri is the author of the relevant part of the report and has repeated the claims elsewhere, he will find it harder to absolve himself of responsibility this time. Commenters noted a recent study that found that there has been a massive recent greening of the Sahel, with temperature rises leading to higher rainfall.

EU Referendum has picked up on this last story and expanded on it.
No sooner is the Africagate piece up then Bishop Hill comments on it. That brings up further comments which identify this article from the National Geographic News.

Confirming the observations of the Tunisian government in its "initial national communication" (where it suggested that rainfall might increase), the National Geographic article is headed: "Sahara Desert Greening Due to Climate Change?"

It states that, contrary to the picture painted of "desertification, drought, and despair" by the IPCC, emerging evidence is painting a very different scenario, one in which rising temperatures could benefit millions of Africans in the driest parts of the continent.

Scientists, we are told, are now seeing signals that the Sahara desert and surrounding regions are greening due to increasing rainfall. If sustained, these rains could revitalize drought-ravaged regions, reclaiming them for farming communities. Furthermore, it seems, this desert-shrinking trend is supported by climate models, which predict a return to conditions that turned the Sahara into a lush savanna some 12,000 years ago.

Of course, climatology is not an exact science—which is just one of the reasons that the phrase "the science is settled" always worked me up into an incandescent rage. Added irritation was introduced because we knew damn well that not even the climatologists thought the science was settled—something that was confirmed by the CRU email conversations.
Haarsma now says that satellite confirms that during the last decade, the Sahel is indeed becoming more green. Nevertheless, as one might expect, climate scientists don't agree on how future climate change will affect the Sahel: Some studies simulate a decrease in rainfall. "This issue is still rather uncertain," Haarsma says.

Max Planck's Claussen says North Africa is the area of greatest disagreement among climate change modellers. Forecasting how global warming will affect the region is complicated by its vast size and the unpredictable influence of high-altitude winds that disperse monsoon rains, Claussen adds. "Half the models follow a wetter trend, and half a drier trend."

There! How's that for settled science?
That precisely reflects the uncertainty projected by Professor Conway [PDF] and others, and completely contradicts the doom-laden certainty offered by Dr Pachauri and his IPCC colleagues. More to the point, since Haarsma was carrying out his studies in 2005, when the IPCC was in the throes of writing up the Fourth Assessment Report, it could or should have been aware of the work.

Instead, it relies on a secondary source written by an obscure Moroccan academic, and published by an advocacy group, which did not even accurately reflect its own primary sources.

Once again, the IPCC has been cherry-picking data in order to paint the blackest picture possible—in order, presumably, to scare the shit out of the politicians and to ensure that the great big Green money-go-round continues to drop manna into the lap of Pachauri and his corrupt cronnies.

But, to return to the science aspect, there is a wider point to be made here...

One of the most extraordinary claims of the CACC lobby is that warming will lead to disaster. In the Northern Hemisphere, all of the evidence points to warmer climes being a good thing: the Mediaeval Warm Period showed a massive increase of wealth and population supported, amongst other things, by far higher crop yields. It was only when the Little Ice Age hit that people started to starve by the thousand.

Mind you, we really need Ed Cook's words from one of the CRU emails illustrate the position. [Emphasis mine.]
Without trying to prejudice this work, but also because of what I almost think I know to be the case, the results of this study will show that we can probably say a fair bit about <100 year extra-tropical NH temperature variability (at least as far as we believe the proxy estimates), but honestly know fuck-all about what the >100 year variability was like with any certainty (i.e. we know with certainty that we know fuck-all).

Let me just parse that for you: for anything outside the tropical Northern Hemisphere, the climatologists know "fuck-all" for anything over one hundred years ago. There just isn't that much data for the Southern Hemisphere because—should you go and examine a globe rather than a Mercator projection map—there's remarkably little land.

In any case, even my A Level science tells me one basic thing: if you heat up water, you get greater evaporation and thus, eventually, greater precipitation. The problem is, given the wind system and other chaotic factors (such as mountain ranges), where that precipitation eventually occurs.

It is also the case, however, that deserts are not caused simply by a lack of rain, but also by a lack of plants to hold the top soil, etc. This lack of plant life often contributes to a fall in precipitation and so it goes in a vicious spiral.

Anyway, the Sahara seems to be getting substantially greener—for whatever reasons—and this can only be a good thing. Let's hope that the people living there take advantage of this fact and act to increase that trend.

And now, in a piece reminiscent of the televisual news, your humble Devil presents the amusing and quirky "and finally" piece...
THE scientist at the centre of the “climategate” email scandal has revealed that he was so traumatised by the global backlash against him that he contemplated suicide.

Professor Phil Jones said in an exclusive interview with The Sunday Times that he had thought about killing himself “several times”.

This is the same Phil Jones who wrote, when sceptic John Daly died, 'In an odd way, this is cheering news!' Further, of course, one might point out that millions have gone hungry, and starved, and died, because of measures taken under the auspices of the lies and fabrications peddled by Phil Jones—with the doubling of basic food prices because of the land being turned over to biofuels being just one of those.

So—with all due respect, i.e. none—why don't you just fuck off, Phil?

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Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 2/07/2010 02:31:00 PM


6 Blogger Comments:

Blogger john in cheshire said...

Mr Jones, if you want to kill yourself, then get on with it. If not, then stop whining like girl. You are a piece of shit, you know you are a piece of shit and now the world knows you are a piece of shit. Live with it - or not, you piece of shit.

2/07/2010 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Private Widdle said...

In the meantime, Rod Liddle is equivocating over at Coffee House; slagging off Prince Charles for berating "deniers" before going on to say:

"It still seems to me rather more likely than not that man-made climate change is taking place and that even if it were not, the procedures demanded of us are necessary anyway for a whole host of other reasons".

Twat. "Procedures"? A bent raffle involving so-called "carbon futures", a "global tax" which is really a penalty on enjoying a Western way of life whilst simultaneously sacrificing billions of GDP by giving it to fucking crackpot Third World dictators? For "other reasons" such as satisfying a fucked-up and discredited Socialist agenda?

So, Mr. Liddle, you'd like a Mars bar and a wank? Fuck off.

2/07/2010 05:46:00 PM  
Blogger Bishop Brennan said...

DK

Surely, Mr Jones (he doesn't merit being addressed as 'Professor') should fuck off and die too? I'm reminded of the non-PC song about Sol Campbell... :-) At least I wouldn't be accused of racism if I sang about Phil hanging from a tree...

2/07/2010 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Jeff Wood said...

I am quite sure Phil Jones is miserable, even suicidal: the bandwagon of which he is one of the drivers is falling to bits on the road, and his personal reputation is shot.

If he had simply been mistaken, I would have felt sorry for him. Because he made himself part of a conspiracy, I don't. He is simply a necessary casualty in what is a necessary war.

I feel more sorry for the senior scientist who was willingly taken in by the Piltdown Man hoax.

2/08/2010 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Jeff Wood said...

And another thing, though off-topic: is it a coincidence that following Phil Jones' broadcasting of his distress to get sympathy, Gordon Brown and Alistair Campbell have been shedding tears on the box in the past few days?

2/08/2010 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we hadn't wasted billions on those fucking stupid windmills and given more money than any other country to tin pot dictatorships to help them "fight" AGW maybe we could have spent more on preparing to DEAL with the future effects of climate change.

Perhaps we could have started by helping those poor bastards in Mongolia who really need our help.

Jesus wept.

2/08/2010 04:33:00 PM  

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