Your humble Devil, being a mischievous chap, decided that he should set his own question for the noble Lords...
- I helped to pass legislation that brought in far harsher punishments for careless drivers, yet I have a conviction for careless driving.
- I helped to pass legislation that brought in harsh punishments for those who employed illegal immigrants, and then employed an illegal immigrant.
- I fleeced the taxpayer for £170,000 in living expenses that I was not entitled to, and yet I haven't been prosecuted for fraud.
Who am I?
Do you think they'll know who it is...?