Thursday, August 20, 2009

We are back...

First, thanks to The Filthy Smoker for keeping the home fires burning in The Kitchen.

Your humble Devil and his lovely wife (cripes!), Bella, have returned from our week-long sojourn in the relaxed atmosphere of Cyprus—about which I shall write in a little while.

Our flight set off three hours late (more on that later too) and, as we were greeted by (practically) jackbooted Border Agency scum, I felt a swelling rage. A copy of the Metro has completed the process, and your humble Devil will soon be using this blog for its intended purpose—venting my spleen.

However, first I have to drag myself to work...

13 comments:

Mac the Knife said...

Congratulations, you splendid, splendid arse!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to you both!

Anonymous said...

However, first I have to drag myself to work...

I don't believe you have a job. Enjoy your hand.

Ryan said...

Congratulations DK. What a way to beat the system :)

The Filthy Smoker said...

Always a pleasure, never a chore.

Welcome home.

mister_choos said...

Welcome back DK.

Can I be ask if we will be hearing the pitter patter of tiny hooves any time soon?

Yes I know it's shit, but somebody was going to ask at some point. Might as well get it out of the way now

assegai mike said...

Border Agency. The new name for Opal Fruits, or Marathon, or Bounty, or something. Ah, that's it - Immigration. Tosswads. Your piece will pretty much write itself. But I guess you deserve to kick off with something easy.

Blue Eyes said...

Congrats and welcome back. Tip of the day: don't look at Metro!

Rumbold said...

Congratulations on your marriage. Hopefully there will be the pitter-patter of tiny antichrists before long.

Brian E. said...

Glad you're back, wasn't too keen on your deputy. Too free with bad language as far as I am concerned, which usually causes me to delete the blog from my reading list.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe you have a hand. Enjoy your wife.

TheFatBigot said...

Welcome back Mr Kitchen and, of course, the delectable Mrs Kitchen. I've been a huge fan ever since she played Blunderwoman in the Russ Abbot Show; so good to know she's now found herself a nice young man.

Mac the Knife said...

"...so good to know she's now found herself a nice young man."

*fascinated* Really? Where?