Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Fucking ace!

It appears that swearing can be good for you...
Uttering expletives when you hurt yourself is a sensible policy, according to scientists who have shown swearing can help reduce pain.

A study by Keele University researchers found volunteers who cursed at will could endure pain nearly 50% longer than civil-tongued peers.

Swearing certainly helps your humble Devil to bear the pain of living under this fucking collection of spivs, arseholes, conmen, shitstains, wankshafts, fuckwits, fascists, morons, bastards, cocksuckers, turds, whores, idiots and cunts who call themselves our Parliament.*

But I'd still like the pain to go away. Preferably by seeing the lot of them adorning lamp-posts and doing the mid-air tap-dance...

* Swearing also helps to ease the pain of knowing that this fucking pointless study was undertaken using money stolen from people doing something productive.

7 comments:

RAB said...

Bugger, piss, balls, shit and wee!

I just banged my knee on

Gordon Ramsey!

Anonymous said...

It's "fucking excellent", not "fucking ace". Only twelve year olds and faggots say "ace".

Frank Davis said...

Norman Tebbit also writes about this in the Daily Mail. Seems he'd a bit sweary himself. He ends saying:

"I am prepared to give up at least some of my bad language and will instead speak out against the PC busybodies who are trying to take over the country."

Good for him. Interesting that he doesn't seem to think that they already have taken over.

Wossat? said...

Good! Now I can sound off about that fuck-witted,cunt-struck, arse-faced,shit-eating twat Tony Blair who thinks he's going to be King Turd of the EU sewer.

the a&e charge nurse said...

The playwright, David Mamet, demands a royalty every time somebody on the street says "fuck off".

'Glengarry Glenross' has one of the highest epithet counts per minute.
Remember this bit ........
"You stupid fucking cunt.
You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead.
You just cost me $6,000 - Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac.
That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole?
You're fucking shit.
Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot?
Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104348/quotes

He, hee - they don't write 'em like that anymore.

Rob said...

Perhaps people who swear are less sensitive to pain?

Friday Night Smoke said...

@ Anon: "Only twelve year olds and faggots say "ace"."
Fuck you, you turd eating, shit-for-brains motherfucker. I say "ace".
:)