Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Boo-fucking-hoo

Like many MPs, Nadine has had a stressful time: the lesson for all MPs is that you shouldn't lie repeatedly, smear your opponents and steal money.

Via The Englishman (who is not sympathetic in the slightest), I see that Iain Dale was listening to the radio the other day.
Earlier today Radio 4 broadcast a half hour programme on the MP expenses scandal. It is a close look at the effect the scandal had on MPs and their families. Among others, it features Nadine Dorries, Ann Cryer, Denis MacShane and Andrew George. Nadine's daughter breaks down in tears when discussing the effect it all had on her, and Nadine openly discusses the fact that she has thought about standing down.

Good. You should be pleased Iain: it doesn't look good for the Tories to have a proven liar as an MP—especially one who is happy to smear her opponents (and then try to sue people for smearing her) and who is is barking fucking mad to boot.

Unfortunately, Mad Nad won't stand down: it's just bluster.
I suspect that many people will have an adverse reaction to the programme and accuse the MPs of shedding crocodile tears and think they deserved all they got. Many did.

Yes, they did.
But several of the MPs featured in this programme were clearly driven to the edge of reason by what happened.

"But"? What's this "but"? Look, a while ago we were told that some MPs were on "suicide watch"—have we seen any suicides? No, no we haven't. It was simply a cynical ploy to try to gain the public's sympathy.

This is precisely the same: these colossal egotists just cannot stop whining about how unfair it all is and how there are going to be dire consequences, and how we need more rules, and...

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

No one cares. No one cares about your troubles because it was our hard-earned money that you were stealing. You stole our money: do you really expect us to be upset that you were slightly put out for a few days? Really?

You fucks have been repeatedly raping us up the arse, without lube, for years and years and years and you want us to feel sorry for you? Fuck. Off.

"Driven to the edge of reason"? Yes, I imagine that they were: after all, I bet that Bernie Madoff and the Enron management team were also "driven to the edge of reason"—I imagine that it is pretty fucking stressful when you have committed fraud on a grand scale and you realise that you are about to get caught. So?

The solution is not to commit fraud. Do you see? We don't need more rules, and we definitely don't need more self-pitying witterings from you slippery, solipsistic bastards. Because the solution is very simple—don't steal, don't defraud the taxpayers and don't be a disgustingly dishonest little cunt.

And if you get caught being a disgustingly dishonest little cunt—as many of you were—why don't you try employing some of that famous British stiff upper lip? At the very least, you should shut the fuck up about how you became a little upset when you realised that your crimes were about to be uncovered. Do you understand?

You were dishonest: you were caught, and you were fucking lucky not to be prosecuted—any one of us would have been. So count your lucky stars and crawl back under your rock, you thieving slugs.

I have absolutely no sympathy at all, for any of you: fuck off.

31 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Are they expecting sympathy? Daft bastards.

beaubodor said...

Excuse me while I pop this video here:
Nadine Dorries, The Parliament's princess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21eC9JpoC0

Anonymous said...

The comments are comedy gold. Watch Iain act out the stereotypical faggot bitch-fit.

James Higham said...

Hear hear on that.

Anonymous said...

As of this moment, Dale has deleted only one comment. It was my comment in which I said this:

"Iain, consider for a mement that the commenters in this thread may have a point. Consider why this thread has devolved into 'You vs Everyone'. I know that we are not endowed with your godlike genius and that you are obviously much more intelligent than us but consider that we might have a tiny itsy-bitsy point which has escaped you. I beseech you in the bowels of Christ to consider for a moment that ye may be wrong."

On Dale's blog, that apparently is unacceptable comment.

Gnostic said...
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Wossat? said...

This is a blinding piece of bloggery and more than adequately sums up what most of us are thinking.

Ian Dale is a cunt. Worse, he's a hysterical, reactionary cunt. Who gives a fuck what he thinks and says? Not me..

CryBaby said...

It takes guts to commit suicide. The MPs are spineless and greedy. I laughed when they announced it!

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The Grim Reaper said...

I am disappointed at your failure in this post to directly call Nadine Dorries a cunt.

Other than that, sterling work.

Sue said...

None of them deserve sympathy. They´ve all done bloody well out of the taxpayer. They´re all criminal, thieving, gits as far as I am concerned.

They should have all been sacked and had charges brought against them!

Iain Dale said...

YOU'RE ALL INHUMAN MONSTERS DEVOID OF THE LEAST HUMAN CHARITY!!!!1111!!!ONEONEONEONE!!!

AND HOW DARE YOU CALL ME HYSTERICAL, WOSSAT, YOU HOMOPHOBIC CUNT!!111!!

I ALONE UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH!!!111!! I ALONE AM CORRECT!!!111!!!!!11!! NO-ONE'S OPINION COUNTS EXCEPT MINE!!!111!!!

I LIEK SODOMY IN MY BOTTOM!!!11!!!

microdave said...

Can't argue with any of that!

W/V "flergism" - a new "Ism", but what the hell is it?

Anonymous said...

What is flergism? Best ask Dale. It's probably up his alley (if you know what I mean?.

Friday Night Smoke said...

Hear hear.

Gnostic said...
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Wossat? said...

Ian Dale, I don't give a shit whether your homo or sado-masochistic, you're still a cunt.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I LIEK SODOMY IN MY BOTTOM!!!11!!!

Is there any other kind?

Wait, I don't want to know!!

Anonymous said...

OT but I bet you'd still like to give her one.
Go on, admit it, you would, wouldn't you.

Anonymous said...

I bet you'd still like to give her one.
Go on, admit it, you would, wouldn't you


How dare you. I would never give Iain one, no matter how powerful her blog is.

Mousquetaire said...

Hate McShane for his outrageous insinuation that Gary McKinnon 'faked his condition'

Phil said...

Devil: "It was simply a cynical ploy to try to gain the public's sympathy."

I disagree that it was a play for sympathy. It was an attempt to shut down debate by insinuating that those who criticised MPs would be responsible for somebody topping themself.

peter carter-fuck said...

I'd still do her though.

Anonymous said...

I'd still do her though.

Unfortunately Mrs Dale is spoken for. Her boyfriend would thrash you if you tried to muscle in on any of that buttocky goodness.

Unity said...

several of the MPs featured in this programme were clearly driven to the edge of reason

In the Nadster's case that would surely have been a return journey...

Budgie said...

Nadine Dorries is a courageous defender of the right to life. Despite the shrieks from DK and the rest abortion kills living humans.

Sure, it's terribly convenient to get shot of the little blighters - after all you can't have babies interrupting your cosy lifestyle, can you?

Unfortunately ND is not fully opposed to abortion. And she has been troughing. So 5/10 for her for effort, must do better.

Rob said...

"insinuating that those who criticised MPs would be responsible for somebody topping themself."

I think I could live with that. Yes, on reflection, I could quite happily have lived with that. In fact, I'd have thoroughly enjoyed it.

Anonymous said...

Much prefer Iain Dale's blog to this load of shit.

So I'll do what you load of morons should do - Fuck off

Anonymous said...

Much prefer Iain Dale's blog to this load of shit.

And no doubt Mrs Dale enjoys having the tongues of sycophants such as you stuck in her anus.

Fuck off and enjoy your AIDS, you worthless shit.

Mitch said...

Stands up and cheers! spot on.

Anonymous said...

shame there's no wit to go with your 'edgy' swearing.