Thursday, July 09, 2009

Airport fun

Your humble Devil is sitting in Gatwick, waiting for a plane to
Edinburgh. I'm back in the 'Burgh for a wedding, a long weekend and a
catch-up with old friends and pubs.

Since I no longer have a laptop, posting is likely to be infrequent
despite the number of things that I want to comment on.

But, on the other hand, I finding that the new landscape keyboard in
the iPhone 3.0 software does make typing an awful lot easier, so maybe
I shall post occasionally. When I'm not drunk that is.

In the meantime, I would like to point out that the UK Border Agency
are absolute fucking cunts of the first water and I hope that everyone
responsible for making and administering immigration policy dies of
cancer during a severe morphine shortage.

Bunch of fuckers...

Sent from my iPhone


Wossat? said...

Have a great piss up DK and then come back to stick it to the bastards who make our lives as shitty as they can.

Anonymous said...

What happened? passport check to go to scotland?

Mr Eugenides said...

Yeah, I think he's got onto a flight to Bolivia by mistake. Drunken fool.

Sorry I can't be in Cloisters to welcome you - have a Tradewinds on me (metaphorically, of course)...

Angry Steve said...

A pleasure as always to see you in Cloisters for a pint.

Dick the Prick said...

I managed to get to Zurich and back last weekend on an out of date passport thanks to a proper dude who worked for Swiss Air 'you might want to sort that out when you get back' - dude.

Have fun in Jockland man.

The Penguin said...

Oh, how could you be nasty about little Phil Woolas?

The Penguin

Anonymous said...

Don't knock the Border Agency - given the past 12 years Hadrian had exactly the right idea.

The Whited Sepulchre said...

May I suggest that the Tarrant County, Texas, Department Of Motor Vehicles is a worse group?

Of all the Self-Licking Ice Cream Cones ever created by government, these slot-fillers are the worst.

I defy anyone in the British Commonwealth to come up with any group that is worse.

Pete North said...

Gatwick? Better you than me.

Brummie Scrote said...

@ The Whited Sepulchure
The Haringey Council Parking Department may come close..


DK,If you have not done so ,i suggest that you read about the REAL global warming situation.
EARTHS SHIFTING POLES;prof Charles H Hapgood.

Nurse Anne said...


curly15 said...

Yes they clearly are a bunch of incompetents, they keep allowing Miliband back in.