He told BBC Radio 4's Today he was not "arrogant" or "unwilling to listen" but would "stay on to do the job" before calling a general election.
"I'm the best person to clean up the political system," he added.
Mr Brown said: "I think the cleaning up of the political system is best done by someone who has got a clear idea of what needs to be done - and I have."
This coming from a man who maintained that...
"To be honest, what I've seen offends my Presbyterian conscience."
... and yet who happily spent £6,500 per annum of our money on a cleaner. Very Presbyterian...
But, I tell you what—your humble Devil has a pretty fucking clear idea of what to do to clean up this mess. It involves storming the Motherfucker of All Parliaments and dragging the criminal MPs out into the street, kicking seven shades of shit out of them, and then hanging them from the nearest lamp-post.
This will be the last time, incidentally, that MPs would be treated differently to anyone else under the law.
Now, I think that's a pretty clear solution—rather clearer than Brown's, in fact. So, given that Cyclopean fuckwit's criteria for cleaning up the sty, I think that I am the best man for the job.
Besides, can you imagine the headlines...?
Parliament so depraved and disgusting that the Devil is recruited to clean up!
Only the Devil can save our democracy!
I think that those would add to the gaiety of the nation. And, for fuck's sake, I would do a lot better than the Gobblin' King, at any rate...