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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Madoff gets silly prison sentence

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 6/30/2009 12:50:00 AM

This cartoon comes from the December 2008 issue of the US magazine, Liberty. It might just as well have appeared in a British publication—had any of our MSM the balls to publish the truth.

The aptly-named Bernie Madoff has been sentenced.
Bernard Madoff has been given the maximum prison sentence of 150 years for masterminding a massive fraud that robbed investors of $65bn (£40bn).
...

Madoff's firm was investigated eight times by the US Securities and Exchange Commission over the past 16 years, because it made exceptional returns.

The greedy buggers investors who piled into Madoff's firm seem not to have heard of the maxim "if it looks too good to be true, then it probably is". Although, to be fair to said investors, it is obvious that Madoff was, in fact, an exceptional con-man and that the US Securities and Exchange Commission was, in fact, quite spectacularly useless.

Madoff's crime, you will remember, was to run a Ponzi Scheme—in effect, a fraud in which investors' returns are paid purely from the money flowing in from new investors, rather than from any profit earned.

£40 billion pounds is, of course, an awful lot of money to have swindled over the course of nearly twenty years.

However, as I have consistently pointed out, Madoff's fraud is nowhere near the scale of the British governments' National Insurance—which has been running since 1911 and will defraud "investors" of some £104 billion this year alone [PDF].

The only major difference between NICs and Madoff's scam is that the latter's investors could choose whether or not they wished to invest in Madoff's scheme, and at what level.

Under NICs, not only must we pay 11% of our salary—under threat of fines and prison (whether we recognise that the wholescheme is a big, fat fraud or not)—but our employers must pay another 12.8% too.

And whilst Madoff—when faced with the prospect of being unable to repay the money—gave himself up, what is the response of our government? It is to press the gun to our heads once again, and insist that we not only up our investment into the scam but also that we make up the shortfall in delivery with yet more of our money—even though anyone on the median wage could source the services elsewhere for about half the money.

Yes, Madoff has committed a massive fraud. But it is absolutely fucking nothing compared to the colossal—and compulsory—Ponzi Scheme forced on the British people for nearly a century.

And whilst a weekend at Bernie's* will not be nearly so fun from now on, our politicians continue to live high on the hog (on money extorted from us) and suffer no legal consequences whatsoever.

Justice is a funny thing, eh?

* I couldn't resist it.

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Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 6/30/2009 12:50:00 AM


6 Blogger Comments:

Blogger Dave H said...

Tsk, bet he'll be out after only 75.

Typical bloody let-off.

6/30/2009 08:40:00 AM  
Blogger FlyingRodent said...

However, as I have consistently pointed out, Madoff's fraud is nowhere near the scale of the British governments' National Insurance...

My God, all too true. And to think, the British government locks up thousands of criminals in small cells for up to 23 hours a day and makes them shit in a cup, but when I try the same thing on the woman who lives next door they call me a criminal.

I tell you, it's one rule for democratically elected governments operating a thousand-year-old justice system and another for creepy deviants with cellars.

6/30/2009 10:52:00 PM  
Blogger Devil's Kitchen said...

Haha!

Although, of course, taxation is piss-all to do with the criminal justice system.

And you know how I love democracy: the fact that 21% of the population can vote to steal money of the other 79% is one of my favourite aspects of it.

Yours too, I imagine.

DK

6/30/2009 10:55:00 PM  
Blogger Jules said...

At least the Americans know how to sentence a criminal with a satisfying flourish and some chutzpah. In this case anyway.

7/01/2009 01:43:00 PM  
Blogger Gandhi said...

I swear all the world's money-men are really Time Lords! Who else could think of these things (don't forget fractional reserve, same kind of trickery).

Not a reason not to send the bastard to jail though, I'd personally like to see him flayed every Wednesday at 12ish along with our local sustainers of the Time Lord Fraud.

7/01/2009 06:52:00 PM  
Blogger Gandhi said...

Dave H: That was my initial reaction also!

7/01/2009 06:53:00 PM  

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