Would you like some state slavery, or some state slavery?
Gordon Brown has vowed to make every young person do 50 hours of voluntary work by the time they reach the age of 19.
What. The. Fuck? How can this arsehole possibly juxtapose the words "make" and "voluntary"? Oh, I forgot: it's NuLabour...
The Prime Minister said a pledge to introduce compulsory community service would be included in Labour's next general election manifesto.
Under the scheme, the work - which could include helping out charities in the UK and abroad - is likely to become part of the National Curriculum. It would be integrated into moves to make everyone stay in education or training until the age of 18 by 2011.
Writing in the News of the World, Mr Brown insisted: "It is my ambition to create a Britain in which there is a clear expectation that all young people will undertake some service to their community, and where community service will become a normal part of growing up in Britain.
"And, by doing so, the contributions of each of us will build a better society for all of us."
You fucking what? You disgusting, totalitarian fucking moron—this is fucking slavery, you one-eyed Scots cunt! How fucking dare you?
He went on: "That would mean young people being expected to contribute at least 50 hours of community service by the time they have reached the age of 19.
Yeah, because the best way to get people to come together as a community is to ensure that a proportion of them are indentured slaves, isn't it? You stupid cunt.
The Prime Mentalist has, actually, gone absolutely fucking insane. On what planet, you lackwit fuckwit, does "a better society for all of us" include state slavery?
Fucking hell, why won't these cunts die?
That article, unusually, does not include any comment from a Conservative spokesman—I wonder why?
Oh: no, I don't. Because, lest anyone thinks that the Tories are going to be any better, your humble Devil would like to remind his readers that Cameron was just as keen on compulsory "voluntary" service.
In fact, you might recall that, according to Iain Dale, it was "A Tory Policy That Everyone Can Unite Behind". David Cameron happily announced the idea in The Sun in September 2007...
EVERY 16-year-old will be expected to devote their summer holiday to “patriotic” national service under radical Tory plans to be unveiled today.
They will give up six weeks to put something back into Britain.
David Cameron will launch his plan for a National Citizen Service with boxing champ Amir Khan.
Youngsters going into adulthood will be able to take part in a mini triathlon, military training or the Three Peaks Challenge.
Others will get the chance to work with old folk, charities and even travel overseas helping Third World countries.
Mr Cameron exclusively told The Sun: “This will make people feel proud about themselves and about their country."
Yes, Dave, because when I want to feel proud of my country, I definitely like to highlight state slavery as one of the best things about it. You fucking moron.
So, voters of Britain, given that you have—essentially—a choice between Labour or Tories, which would you prefer: state slavery or state slavery?
What a world of fucking choice, eh?