"I wasn't lying on purpose."
—Derek Draper on Channel 4 News (already nailed down as the defining soundbite of today by Iain Dale)
Really? Is it something pathological, Derek? Why don't you psychoanalyse that, you fraudulent, lying bastard?
Derek Draper really is a disgusting little shit.
In the meantime, please excuse me whilst I go and lie down: I think that my sides have split from laughing and laughing and laughing at that mendacious fuckwit...