Sunday, April 05, 2009

Polly Toynbee: unspeakable, old hag

How can I be bothered to fisk a Toynbee column when the headline alone is so mind-bogglingly offensive?
New world, new rules: now Brown must dare to spend

Go fuck yourself, Polly, you stupid bitch: how dare you urge that profligate cunt to spend yet more of our hard-earned fucking money.

Besides which, Polly, there is no fucking money left: the one-eyed Scots cunt has spent it all, and more.

However, Timmy has done a reasonable and reasoned evisceration of Polly's fucking nonsense.

Me? I'm tired of this bullshit—I just hope that she dies, and soon. The poisonous old bag is long-past her sell-by date—I imagine that she smells like it too...

6 comments:

Chris said...

I fear that the question "Polly Toynbee: psuedonym, bot or troll?" is becoming something other than satire recently. The woman is getting beyond parody.

Anonymous said...

She's probably laughing to the bank. £100k+ for writing a few articles that don't have to be researched and someone else will edit for you? Sounds like a highly successful capitalist!

Anonymous said...

And soon you could spout bollocks like her too... :-)

http://bishopbrennan.blogspot.com/2009/04/nhs-to-offer-new-polly-pill.html

John Demetriou said...

This has cheered me up no end.

How come my use of profanity never sounds as good as this when I use it on my blog?!

Very very good. And I completely agree. Toynbee has totally lost the plot and she makes the Guardian seem ever more ridiculous and out of touch. Which, of course, is no bad thing.

Well done sir

regards

John Demetriou of BoatangDemetriou dot com.

Joe Matthews said...

Oh, gosh - an intelligent blog-post!

If she is so terrible, is this the best you can do?

It's more the sort of thing you'd expect from 13-year-old boys in the playground.

Devil's Kitchen said...

Joe,

"If she is so terrible, is this the best you can do?"

Nope. Now, Google has this terribly clever system where you can attach labels to posts; so, if you click Polly is wrong (again), you get lots of far better invective.

It's just that I couldn't be bothered to really go for it on this occasion.

DK