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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Gordon Brown wins Nobel Peace Prize

Posted by Simon Dyda at 4/01/2009 12:01:00 AM

As was widely expected, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize ahead of the London G20 summit:
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 to Gordon Brown for his important efforts, on several continents and over more than three weeks, to resolve the international financial crisis. These efforts have contributed to a more peaceful world and to "fraternity between nations" in Alfred Nobel's spirit.

Throughout all his adult life, whether as a senior British public servant and Prime Minister or in an international capacity, Brown has worked for fiscal prudence and stability. For the past twenty days, he has figured prominently in endeavours to resolve several serious and sudden financial crises. In 1997 he played a significant part in the establishment of the Bank of England’s independence; in 2009 he and his organization New Labour (NuLab) were central to the solution of the complicated global “WTF” question in the run up to the London G20 summit. Last week and again yesterday, he sought under especially difficult circumstances to find a solution to the the world’s economic crisis. In 2008 Brown played a key role in finding a peaceful conclusion to the problems in Iraq. He has also made constructive contributions to the resolution of conflicts in Northern Ireland, in Central Asia, and in the Scottish Parliament.

Although the parties themselves have the main responsibility for avoiding economic recessions and financial crises, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has on several occasions awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to mediators in international politics. Today Brown is an outstanding international mediator. Through his untiring efforts and good results, he has shown what role mediation of various kinds can play in the resolution of international financial disasters. The Norwegian Nobel Committee wishes to express the hope that others may be inspired by his efforts and his achievements.

The Archblogger of Westminster, the Most Relevant and Right Hyperlinkable Iain Dale, has welcomed the news:
“I like to think I’m big enough to put party politics aside for a moment in order to congratulate Gordon and aknowledge his successes in restoring public faith in our political and financial institutions. I may not agree with all of his policies but it would be churlish of me not to admit that he is both a great statesman and a great Prime Minister.”

In the PM’s native Scotland, First Minister Alex Salmond has declared a national holiday to mark the occasion in celebration of Caledonia’s favourite son.

Meanwhile US President Barack Obama has announced that Camp David will be renamed Camp Gordon in the Prime Minister’s honour.

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Posted by Simon Dyda at 4/01/2009 12:01:00 AM


23 Blogger Comments:

Blogger Damon Lord said...

Now THAT is an April Fool's...

4/01/2009 12:18:00 AM  
Blogger Odin's Raven said...

Nice one.

Events Dear Boy also has a good one at
http://howarddenton.blogspot.com/2009/04/new-global-role-for-brown-to-be.html?showComment=1238542080000#c4751516688168642666

4/01/2009 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

LONDON (AFP) — Fabio Capello has confirmed that Gordon Brown will play centre forward for England in Wednesday's World Cup qualifier against Ukraine. Dashing Michael Owen's hopes of an international recall.

4/01/2009 12:51:00 AM  
Blogger SaltedSlug said...

'kin 'ell.
That was enough to bring me out in a cold sweat.

4/01/2009 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Budgie said...

After the Nobel Peace Prize can McDebt be awarded the Taking the Peace Prize?

4/01/2009 01:53:00 AM  
Blogger Bill Quango MP said...

Don't praise him yet. Looks like he's dumping the pound for an agreement on the G20.


Brown plans to join the Euro

4/01/2009 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Rob Farrington said...

I thought I was tripping. And I haven't even started on the nutmeg and banana skin spliffs yet *shudders*!

4/01/2009 03:14:00 AM  
Blogger Mitch said...

ho ho ho.

this will make you chuckle

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/03/29/earth-hour-in-california-success-or-bust-the-caiso-power-graph-tells-the-story/

4/01/2009 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous David Davis said...

But if we're not careful, we'll wake up from this bad dream to find the Nobel buggers _really have_ done it.

4/01/2009 07:36:00 AM  
Blogger Henry Crun said...

Camp Gordon....er quite.

4/01/2009 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't do that again!
I forget the date and I now feel sick.

4/01/2009 08:41:00 AM  
Blogger TBR said...

You almost had me there.

4/01/2009 09:03:00 AM  
Blogger PM of NZ said...

The best post I've seen all day!

Have shamelessly linked to your masterpiece.

4/01/2009 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yew dissin Gord agin? You fuel.

4/01/2009 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Rob said...

I noticed on Ian Dale's site that Rifkind, the MP for Kensington and Chelsea, claimed £2,500 in travel expenses for flights to Edinburgh.

Kensington and Chelsea is at most a few miles from Parliament, but it seems claiming this money "didn't break the rules".

Has any MP ever broken these mythical rules? Do they actually exist?

4/01/2009 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gaaaaaah.

Please don't do that again.

Rachel Miller

4/01/2009 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Bogeyman said...

Nothing would surprise me since they awarded a Nobel to the greatest living con-man, Al Gore.

4/01/2009 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rob said "Has any MP ever broken these mythical rules? Do they actually exist?"

The first rule of MP's expenses is, you don't talk about MP's expenses.

The second rule of MP's expenses...

Z.

4/01/2009 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger Simon Dyda said...

The first rule of MP's expenses is, you don't talk about MP's expenses.

The second rule of MP's expenses...


LOL

:D

4/01/2009 11:59:00 AM  
Blogger Chalcedon said...

Thank God it's April fools day.

:-)

4/01/2009 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous the a&e charge nurse said...

Sure, Broo'n is not fit to receive the nobel prize but we must to go back a little further to find real irony.

How about Kissinger picking up the gong in '73 ?

This despite his penchant for blanket bombing Cambodian civilians (resulting in 600,000 deaths).
http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/American_Empire/Nixon_Cambodia_LFE.html

He did come up with a few decent epithets though - here's one of them.
"High office teaches decision making, not substance. It consumes intellectual capital; it does not create it. Most high officials leave office with the perceptions and insights with which they entered; they learn how to make decisions but not what decisions to make".

4/01/2009 01:27:00 PM  
Blogger Dominic Allkins said...

Bloody hell. I nearly spat coffee all over my keyboard.

Don't bloody do that again.

;-)

4/01/2009 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous MAS1916 said...

Had to double check this one. Nice piece!

Perhaps Daniel Hannan would like to pick up the award for him.

4/01/2009 05:37:00 PM  

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