Today I leave for Liberia...
Any chance you'll stay there, you dumb bitch...?
... where I will be taking part in an international conference this weekend organised by President Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf, a woman I greatly admire.
Fucking hell: she must be truly awful.
I was very pleased to be able to respond positively to her invitation to contribute...
Why can't you just say that you were happy to accept? Why does everything that you say have to be communicated in management-speak bollocks?
International participants including female heads of state and government, ministers, CEOs, presidents and executive directors, and NGO and community leaders will share best practices on leadership, economic empowerment, security issues and influencing climate change and sustainable development.
Fucking hell, Margot, you are such a pompous cunt. Oh, and tell me: was Lady Thatcher invited?
I think our problems here in the Western world pale into insignificance when compared with the challenges faced by women in the developing world. I count my blessings that I have not had to bring my children up in a war zone, or in a place with sporadic electricity, no clean water or where disease is rampant. Illness associated with dirty water alone kill between 5 and 12 million people a year, mostly women and children.
"Which is why we in the EU do our very best to ensure that those dirty little Africans and other miserable Developing World scum do not have any kind of free access to our vast and (still. Just about) rich markets by benevolently shoving large tariffs on their products in order to shore up our own inefficient producers.
"It then pleases us to use that money to pay for our vaccinations so that when we visit their grubby little countries, to patronise them about their desperate lives, we don't pollute any of our pure Aryan blood with their filthy diseases."
Women simply must be brought more fully into the world’s decision making processes. As Ruth Sunderland said recently in the Observer, women are the single biggest – and least acknowledged – force for economic growth on the planet.
Really. A woman espoused her entirely personal view that women are the biggest force for... Oh, for fuck's sake, why didn't she just pluck up the courage to ask her boss for a fucking pay rise?
Women have contributed more to the expansion of the world economy than either new technology or the emerging markets of China and India.
You fucking what? Women have contributed more to the expansion of the world economy than new technology? Are you insane?
All of the data in this country, as Timmy has argued many times, show that women are more concerned with things other than making money—they are more prevalent in part-time jobs, for instance, because they value the time to do other things over and above the competitive (and narrow) focus on making money.
Which is, of course, relevent to this load of fresh, stinking horseshit...
And women take a much wider, and more sensible, view on security - not just big guns and men in green; look to health, education, jobs, shared wealth and a preserved environment!
Fucking hellski... What kind of bullshit is this? It could be argued that women are more concerned with "shared wealth" but I seriously doubt that they are any more eager to share their own than men are.
A quick straw poll of women in my vicinity right now (just one, as it happens) has brought the considered opinion that I am right and Margot is absolutely fucking wrong.
Besides, Margot, are you seriously arguing that men and women are, in fact, rather different in temperament—you know, biologically and on a genetic level? That's very brave of you.
Personally, I would argue that—but I am not the one imposing "equality" laws (by which we mean "positive discrimination laws" on hundreds of millions of people).
With the global financial and economic crisis looming over us all, and the creeping threat of climate change, how much longer can we go on ignoring the brainpower and experience of half of the population when taking political decisions that affect all of our futures?
Well, have you ever tried not taking said political decisions and just leaving people the fuck alone to get on with their lives, you camel-toed twat?
If I have learned one thing from my years in politics...
... it's that it beats working for a living?
Nope. No chance of the truth from Margot...
... it is that individuals can make a difference and that the world can be changed.
But in whose image, Margot? Who the fuck are you to change my world if I don't desire that change, eh? What makes you morally better than me, you screeching harpy?
Why don't we pull some notable names who changed the world, eh? Names such as Stalin, Pol Pot, Che Guevara, Lenin and Hitler. Or, just for you, toots, Imelda "death by shoes" Marcos or Winnie "fancy a necklace" Mandela?
I call on all the bright young and not so young women out there to get involved.
So, you don't want the stupid women involved, eh? The stupid ones, presumably, should stay at home and shut the fuck up.
So why don't you, Margot? Why don't you stay at home and shut the fuck up, you hideous piece of crap?
For the benefit of all of us, women’s voices must be heard locally, at regional, national and global level and we must have seats at the Cabinet tables and in the boardrooms of the world.
Why the bloody hell would you think that women want to? Perhaps women are better than men in that they don't want to control the lives of everyone else on the planet? Perhaps women, by nature, do not feel the need to dominate people in the manner of the alpha male? Have you ever considered that?
Even if none of that were the case, have you ever considered that you, Margot—a woman who was appointed as a Commissioner after being shit at the job that you were elected to do, and who now spends her time ensuring that those in the Developing World remain grubbing around in the muck of poverty, that the great and inventive minds of all the world are shackled by ruinous regulations and who has grown fat and smug on the backs of the toil of better people—might not be the role model that women would choose for themselves?
Have you ever considered that you might be an aberration—a fascist freak, a disgusting anomaly, a totalitarian grotesque, a monstrous mutant?
Fuck off and die, you pathetic, old cow. Or get yourself a dick.
I don't mind which.