David Miliband: dishonest cunt

David Miliband, lying to a beach, yesterday.

Apparently, David "Batshit" Miliband has been commenting on Jacqui Smith's thieving ways.

Foreign Secretary David Miliband told the BBC's Andrew Marr show: "Jacqui Smith is doing an outstanding job as Home Secretary...

That, of course, is a bare-faced lie, but only what you would expect from a tribal bastard like Batshit; the man lies on reflex. Ask him his name and he would say that it was anything except "David".

"... what I know is that the system has to be much, much clearer than it was in the past.

"That's the purpose of the reforms that are being put into place.

Look, Batshit: you know when you are being dishonest. All of this second homes malarkey... You know, and we know, that whilst MPs, such as Tony McNulty, might be "within the rules" they are, in fact, acting dishonestly and with malice aforethought.

Stop trying to pretend otherwise, you fucking creep.

"The system has to be clear, above all in the interests of the public, so they can have trust and confidence."

I'm sorry, Dave, but how are the public going to have "trust and confidence" in MPs when the public is fully and painfully aware that the only thing stopping MPs from defrauding the taxpayer—even in these straightened times—is "clearer rules"?

Or, as I have said before, is it too much to ask that those who seek to rule us are not completely dishonest? The public know that it is too much to ask, and no amount of clearer systems or more straight-forward rules is ever going to convince them otherwise.

You are all liars and embezzlers, and we have not the slightest respect for you. So why don't you go away and quietly kill yourself, Dave?