Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Uh oh!

Given Gordon's Brown's "Jonah" reputation, I fully expect something bad to happen to this poor fucker...
[Mr Brown] added: "Her determination to help her family is something that we have got to applaud and I wish her family well."

Yup, it's only a matter of time before something really bad happens to Jade Goody.

Oh, wait...

16 comments:

The Penguin said...

Is that the same Gordon Brown who derided his predecessor's obsession with celebrities?

The Penguin.

FurFoxAche said...

What's the betting the poor lass doesn't make it to Sunday?

Mark Wadsworth said...

Hang about here, don't forget that The Goblin King wished Lewis Hamilton the best of luck just before the Brazilian Grand Prix, but despite this curse LH still won the Championship.

So now that The GK has destroyed the whole country, maybe he's used up his cursing powers?

JuliaM said...

"Is that the same Gordon Brown who derided his predecessor's obsession with celebrities?"

Indeed.

I don't know how any of our esteemed journalsts don't burst out laughing when he trots stuff like this out....

Will said...

Is it not a reasonable possibilty that in fact it's Gordon who has been under the curse of Jade Goody, and not the other way around?

Dennis said...

If I'm reading aright, her whole family is now nu-labouring under the Curse.

Anonymous said...

Can't somebody arrange for the Gorgon to pay a visit to Common Purpose? With any luck the place would burn down the following day, and take that cow Julia Middleton and the rest of her traitors with it...

Anonymous said...

Oh fuck no! No doubt we'll be having saturation fucking coverage of this zero's demise, her every word pored over for any depth and meaning be it vieled, accidental or even possibly intentional and reasoned! Children (male and female) will have her moniker foisted on them. Bollocks to the silly mare! If only I could give a solitary flying toss about Jade fucking Goody. She has been a willing party to a heinous and wholesale waste of the public's limited attention span and its dumbing down to the point of irrelevance. Just get on with dying please you pointless, clueless clump of cunt! I'm so glad I'll never have to suffer her whining voice ever again nor see her fugly bloody rictus gurning from the front pages.

Peace out

The Guvnah

Vicola said...

"get on with dying please you pointless, clueless clump of cunt!"

Possibly just the tiniest bit harsh Guvnor? Not a massive fan meself but she doesn't really impact on my world so I do tend to stop short of wishing her speedy demise.

Major Gagarin said...

"I don't know how any of our esteemed journalsts don't burst out laughing when he trots stuff like this out...."

Indeed. "Trot" being the operative word. Any populist bandwagon for Chairman Mo Lan Yung to jump on, encouraged no doubt by the waste of good taxpayer money, brainless, twenty-something oiks who provide his pointless spin.

Anonymous said...

O tempora, O mores!

We are getting daily updates in the Telegraph now, to add to the pain of the BBC RSS updates on St Jade's upcoming nuptials.

Vicola, whilst it might be unpleasant to speak ill of the dead, she's not gone yet.

I recall the wife of an associate of mine, the politically-correct EEO of a major firm, upbraiding a friend of mine complaining about an Asian driver (in context, South-East Asian). Instant karma, dead within a year at 31.

It was hard to keep a straight face at the funeral.

Anonymous said...

VICOLA
"Possibly just the tiniest bit harsh Guvnor? Not a massive fan meself but she doesn't really impact on my world so I do tend to stop short of wishing her speedy demise."

I suppose I could wish a slow and drawn out departure but that would merely extend all our agonies. Whilst true that she has no direct input into my life beyond inducing involuntary bowel spasm she remains a weapons grade waste of electricity and as I said has been a centrepiece of the reality TV phenomena and contributory to the distraction from the real priorities this country and its people are suffering from. I can see no goode in it and therefore her. As the nation is subsumed the public seem content with their panem et circenses and now have a second "Diana Moment" to look forward to along with the inevitable newly founded charity bearing her name no dou........hualp!....no doubt...wretch........ohgodnotagain
.....blooooaaaaargh!

The Guvnah

wh00ps said...

it's hardly goody's fault. she IS one of the dumbed down indolent public, recycled into the circus show. she doesn't know any better.

Anonymous said...

FFS the only reason her boyfriend proposed was he knew he would only have to put up with the dumb fucker for a few weeks. He'll be the first to beg the doctors to turn off the life support. Evil monkey fucking bastard.

wh00ps said...

and as a grieving widower he'll be in for the lion's share of whatever remains of her loot...

Mark Wadsworth said...

Somebody had to mention Lady Diana.

I read somewhere recently that she was still alive only hours before her death. Spooky, huh?