Thursday, January 01, 2009

Can't they do anything right?

Yet another coup for Microsoft, this time affecting their piss-poor iPod rival, Zune.
Faulty software has crippled 30GB first generation versions of the Microsoft Zune digital media player, affecting thousands of customers worldwide.

The company said it was aware of the problem, and offered advice to Zune users on how to solve it.

Well, that's kind of them, ain't it?

Aaaaaahahahahaha!

15 comments:

Martin said...

Have you seen what advice they gave? That was the best part.

Henry North London said...

Never mind that Have you heard Groans new year message which I have reliably translated in to Plain english from Newspeak over on my blog and the Libertarian party blog?

Its more chilly than the weather!

Anonymous said...

Give me a Zune or a Zen anyday over those other pieces of shite that butt fucks you into buying their format specific music.

marksany said...

I buy MP3s at play.com for 65p and I can put them on my iPod. No butt-fucking going on.

Martin said...

I did have a Zen for a few years, a decent piece of kit it was too. But the iPod touch is a thing of beauty.

Not a sheep said...

The advice from Microsoft, I believe, involves disconnecting the battery and reconnecting, as sophisticated as ever and, I am informed, invalidates the warranty.

Robert said...

Aaaaaahahahahaha! back at ya, DK. :-)

Anonymous said...

I buy MP3s at play.com for 65p and I can put them on my iPod. No butt-fucking going on.

65p? I can convert any piece of music from virtually any source very easily for free...

You have indeed been butt fucked.

As for the Ipod...did you know that Apple paid over $100million to Creative because they stole the technology used in the Ipod from Creative products? Easily verifiable by Googling. So the Zen was there before the Ipod and the Ipod uses technology stolen from the Zen; hardly a thing of beauty in those terms.

Ohh to be a Apple aficionado who puts their fingers in their ears and goes lalalalalalalal...they sound like Labour supporters.

Anonymous said...

I've defended Micro$haft for a long time (mainly because I can't stand the shit-eating faggot-ass Mac fanbois who masturbate over any piece of white plastic junk provided it has a retarded apple on it) but I've finally given up on them.

The reason: I hold them directly responsible for the abortion that is Grand Theft Auto IV on the PC. That fucker Gates and his army of oompa-loompa bastards are determined to drive all gamers off the PC and onto his shitty fucking Xbox 360 (so called because, when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away from the motherfucker).

Devil's Kitchen said...

Anon,

"65p? I can convert any piece of music from virtually any source very easily for free..."

So can we all. Because, you see, the iPod also plays this wonderful format called "MP3". Have you heard of it?

DK

Anonymous said...

It dosen't play FLAC, although given the dire sound quality that's no meaningful loss

Ian B said...

Not safe for work.

Shug Niggurath said...

Anonymous who actually typed...
...because I can't stand the shit-eating faggot-ass Mac fanbois who masturbate over any piece of white plastic junk provided it...

They come in many colours, so is it just the white ones you hate? I need the approval of fuckfaces before I buy anything with my own money you see.

Anonymous said...

@ Shug Niggurath

Look, shitstain, go on over to apple.com and have a wank, you fucking worthless knobend.

You're exactly the sort of pathetic fanboi I'm talking about, popping a hard-on at anything with the Apple logo. I know your type, shitbird. If you had any hint of technical nous, you'd be wanking over Linux or Ubuntu to prove what a unique snowflake you are. But given that you're actually a mongoloid, you jump onto Apple.

BTW, I AM SO FUCKEN IMPRESSED BY UR AWESOME USERNAME!!111!!ONEONE!!! U MUST READ LOVECRAFT AND THAT U TEH AWESOME

Attention-seeking little prick.

Anonymous said...

and funnily enough, no mention of the OS X update that's been bricking quite a few MacBooks recently...