The American Presidential election
Your humble Devil was in conversation with an American lass of his acquaintance today, and she was explaining why she felt unable to vote for either of the two idiots contending for the US Presidency.
"I think it's because I've seen The Princess Bride," she explained. "I felt like I was in that battle of wits between The Man In Black and Vizzini. I clearly couldn't choose the wine in front of them (Obama) and I clearly couldn't choose the wine in front of me (McCain)."
"You mean that both glasses were poisoned?" I enquired.
"Yes. And unfortunately I haven't spent the last few years building up an immunity to ObamaCaine powder..."
Well, it's a rather more eloquent description than mine: I generally equated the whole process to being asked to choose between a fresh turd and slightly-less-fresh turd...
"I think it's because I've seen The Princess Bride," she explained. "I felt like I was in that battle of wits between The Man In Black and Vizzini. I clearly couldn't choose the wine in front of them (Obama) and I clearly couldn't choose the wine in front of me (McCain)."
"You mean that both glasses were poisoned?" I enquired.
"Yes. And unfortunately I haven't spent the last few years building up an immunity to ObamaCaine powder..."
Well, it's a rather more eloquent description than mine: I generally equated the whole process to being asked to choose between a fresh turd and slightly-less-fresh turd...
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Cynicism, the result of experience and wisdom is such a terrible thing.
Imagine how much happier we would be if we were all bright eyed twenty somethings ecstatic at the prospect of "change" to be delivered by the new messiah.
But at least we don't have the humiliating come-down.... ;)
And perhaps the most famous quotation from that film: "Never start a land war in Asia"
I really wish people had chosen McCain... at least we'd have got that Sarah Palin too. What an hysterical 4 years that would have been.
Instead we're lumbered with the horrors that Obama is about to bestow us. I'm dreading it. Just two and half weeks to go, gulp!
You don't have to be a naïve 20 something to look forward to the one certain change that is about to take place - no more brain-dead, moronic, fratboy bollocks from Bush and his bunch of geriatric, limp-dicked carers.
Cynicism, the result of experience and wisdom...
Really? If that's the case why do I read so much of it from wet-behind-the ears dopes?
Boris v. Ken was the same. The next GE will be different, if only because 'Cameron powder' conjures up a different image.
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