Thursday, December 18, 2008

Film 2008, featuring the Devil

Inspired in part by yesterday's post on Benicio del Fuckwit, the poor little Greek boy has decided that your humble Devil should go into the film review business.
I can't help thinking the Devil is wasted on political commentary. The man should have a film blog. Just imagine it!

And he duly does (although, frankly, on this form, my impecunious Athenian friend should be running his own DK Film Review blog. Or maybe we should team up).

Anyway, this is my personal favourite...
Gandhi (1982)

"... makes you wonder why Mountbatten didn’t just stuff his salt tax up his jap's eye, hold him face-down in a massive pile of elephant shit and then throttle him with a cobra... is that the change you seek, you four-eyed, blanket-wearing tit? Is it?..."

Genius! Go read...

4 comments:

Tomfiglio said...

What is it about that vicious, homophobic, hypocritical cowardly cunt Che that so fascinates media twats and Hoxton wankers?
Here's what mildly entertaining sleb gossip site, Popbitch, says of the film of this "extraordinary"??? man:

"London Film Festival: we like....
Che part two: lack of context is baffling. Makes the extraordinary end of an extraordinary life somehow much less than the sum of its parts."

max the impaler said...

Marxist/socialists are all fanatasists.They never mature beyond the sixth form.Fuck the reality..lets pretend he's a man of the people,wears a natty beret,talks bollocks...the fuckwits just love it.

Dodgy Geezer said...

Actually, it's already being done for game reviews. See if you like these apples: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

Francis W. Porretto said...

Ah, but then he'd have risked having to watch "Gandhi II: No More Mr. Passive Resistance!"