Sunday, October 26, 2008

Quote of the Day...

... from Counting Cats in Zanzibar, in his recent roundup of Islamic lunacy in general and one of our old benefit-scrounging scumbag friends in particular. [Emphasis mine—DK]
So, it’s aid-workers and video games (oh, how valiant are the mujahadeen!) but wait! They get worse! They are targeting Kylie’s little sister, Dannii. And who issued the fatwa against the ITV1 show, The X-Factor. None other than your friend and mine Omar Bakri Muhammed. He is an unmitigated cunt of the first water. Nah, that ain’t strong enough. He is a cunt tetrated. He has a double first in pure cuntology from Oxford and a PhD in Applied cuntological studies from Harvard. He’s an utter cunt. This is the cunt who scarpered from the UK after the 7/7 bombings and then pitched-up in Lebanon and then in 2006 when the IDF made their abortive attempt to clear Lebanon’s Augean stables of Hizbollah Shi’ite begged the Royal Marines to put him on a ship to Cyprus. No becoming a Shaheed for OBM. I mean if you’d listened to his furious rhetoric you’d have thought the bloated sack of camel shit (bloated on bennies from the likes of me, natch) would be totting an AK-47 in the first ditch to repel the Zionists. But no. He wasn’t just a cunt (have I made myself clear on his profoubnd cuntology?) he was a cowardly cunt and apparently cried like a girl when he begged the Royal Marines to evacuate him.

Poetry, sheer poetry.

Plus, all this talk of supreme cunts reminds me that I haven't fisked Polly for a while: maybe that is a task for a lazy Sunday...

4 comments:

dixon_cox said...

I'm going to get that copied and printed and throw it all around Walthamstow market.

James Higham said...

When will someone put the bloated Toynbee out of her misery?

Anonymous said...

Come on. Give the guy a break. He's just found out that the two grand of hard earned housing benefit cash he gave his daughter was spent on a boob job to enhance her pole dancing career rather than spent on burkas like she promised.

Osama will never take him seriously now. How'd you think he feels when he's down at ProntaPrint photocopying his fatwas knowing that all the other jihadis are laughing behind his back?

'slam dunk said...

Bakri-wanqa is upset about X-Factor because he can see, as can the rest of the miserable Jihadists, that Muslim young people are watching it and starting to think the west is okay.

There is a growing, gnawing feeling in the hateful ranks of Jihad that they are beginning to lose control of their kids; they will find it increasingly harder to maintain divisions and gain recruits if the youngsters start saying "nah, let's have some fun instead and enjoy life."

Islam suddenly starts to find its great plan for dominating the world looks like a pile of horse shit without a stream of gullibles coming along, and if the kids like modern music they might start looking at the mosques and the cantankerous cretins who appear there and say, "fuck this for a lark"