Sunday, October 26, 2008

Dizzy with laughter...

I did enjoy this joke, published by Dizzy...
Three doctors are bragging about their country's medical achievements. The Israeli doctor starts by saying "medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him up and looking for work in six weeks".

The German doctor says "that's nothing, in Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks".

Not to be out done the English doctor says, "we can take an arsehole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street, and have half the fucking country looking for work within 24 hours".

Well, I laughed. But then, I still have my job.

So far...

3 comments:

mister_choos said...

Ah yes recession jokes. I remember the same joke about Mrs. T many years ago. Although it was putting a cunt in Downing St that did it

xelent said...

Yes very good... However, you are right to be mindful of those unfortunates that have recently lost their jobs... I must have met around 30 of them in last week or so...

Good respectable people, for whom work has been a major part of their lives...

The one person who should be losing his job, our retarded PM... will living the comfortable life on a gold plated pension, surrounded by MI5 agents...

TWAT of the highest order...

Devil's Kitchen said...

"The one person who should be losing his job, our retarded PM... will living the comfortable life on a gold plated pension, surrounded by MI5 agents..."

Yes, xelent, and you know how much that pisses me off...

DK