Sunday, September 07, 2008

The other one isn't an instruction manual either...

One of the really fucking annoying things about the liberties that our lords and masters take with our freedoms is that they so very often ensure that they themselves will not suffer. It is not simply that when these venal cunts raise taxes they make damned sure that the increases in their salary, expenses and other perks mean that they will not be out of pocket, it is that they exempt themselves from the authoritarian measures too.

When these ghastly fuckers banned smoking indoors, they neglected to tell us that the Houses of Parliament, as royal palaces, were exempt from such laws. When some of us kicked up a fuss, they said that they would bring in a voluntary ban. Woo! Solidarity, brother! Well, we have seen how stringent that measure is, eh?

They did a similar thing with the hiring of unpaid interns, exempting themselves from that law for an extra year. Nice work if you can get it—as a fat, corrupt MP, you can use your Staff Allowance pay your wife to do fuck all and then pay fuck all to some hapless fanatic just out of school to do all of the actual work. And then you can probably fuck the both of them in every single way possible, and fit in a rent-boy too (literally). Anyway, I digress...

The point being that it is all too often that these fuckers decide, in the words of George Orwell (again) in Animal Farm, "all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." And here's Obnoxio the Clown with another prime example of this rampant fucking hypocrisy...
I've already blogged about the horrendous plan to keep details of hundreds of thousands of children online for police to trawl through at their leisure. People are rightly concerned that these details will fall into the wrong hands, so they're talking about the concept of "shielding":
This is a process whereby details of especially vulnerable children are blocked off from ordinary user access – and a special order would be required to unblock them.

And then I noticed this little gem:
It is understood that shielding has already been put in place for the children of MPs.

You fucking cunts. You utter fucking scum. How fucking DARE YOU impose this database on society, leaving everyone vulnerable but make your own fucking children safer?

Yes, how fucking dare you? Seriously, have you fucking evil little shits no sense of shame? Fuck you: fuck you right in the face with a cock-shaped cheese-grater you pillars of dried lizard-cum.

I have every sympathy with Obnoxio's piano wire-based ending for these piles of guano, but that simply isn't painful enough. I wonder...

Ah, yes.

Jeeves! Fetch the cockroach-sharpener and excite the candiru fish—it's time for these fuckers to scream, shake and wail. By the time that we're finished we've finished starting on the cunts, they'll feel like they're pissing fucking fish-hooks...

4 comments:

Thud said...

just when you think the twats have exhausted their shame...up pops another classic...I have no idea of a suitable punishment but for now I'll settle for anything that makes these shits scream.

eu007 said...

Don't forget the special police unit they set up to section people who harass government figures. Obviously, that'll never get tied up with the laws on bloggers.

Anonymous said...

You can't smoke on the Parliamentary Estate, stop trotting out that tired old line.

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2007-06-11b.141621.h

Henry North London said...

This has been around for a couple of years, the children of rock stars are also shielded

Thats why I didnt have kids I didnt want to bring them in to this world..