You know when you read something that is just so appallingly, egregiously stupid that an involuntary drawn-out moan escapes your lips and you start to rock back and forth in your chair? I had just finished blogging about the Oily Fish wittering on like a complete imbecile about spivs and speculators, when Old Holborn moved in with another attempt to kill me by giving me a heart attack:
Short-selling of financial stocks is to be banned in the United Kingdom from midnight on Thursday night under rules drawn up by the Financial Services Authority.
WHAT THE FUCK?????????????
Have the FSA take fucking leave of their fucking senses???? Well, apparently they have:
Hector Sants, chief executive of the FSA, said: “While we still regard short-selling as a legitimate investment technique in normal market conditions, the current extreme circumstances have given rise to disorderly markets. As a result, we have taken this decisive action, after careful consideration, to protect the fundamental integrity and quality of markets and to guard against further instability in the financial sector.”
How are you going to protect the fundamental integrity by fucking with their normal operation you fucking morons? Personally, I don't think this has a fucking thing to do with "protecting the market" anyway: the only thing the market needs protection from is expedient cunts like Hector Sants who suck up to their political masters. I see in this fucking stupid knee-jerk cockmongery nothing other than the deft hand of Gorgon Brownshirt, desperately trying to shut down Alex Salmonella's implied support of a useless Scottish bank that should really be going out of business right about now.
If Gorgon Brownshirt really was all that, he'd have simply pointed out that Alex "The Fishface" Salmond was just an innumerate cunt who had no grasp of economics. But since Gorgon Brownshirt is actually just an incompetent fuck who got lucky and doesn't know shit about running a bath, instead we get this fucking moronic, lunatic imbecility.
I am so fucked off, I think I'm going to go and strangle the family cat. Anyway, if you see this cunt on the street, kick him in the balls and shit on his face for me, please.
A complete fucking spazticated cuntwaft of a fuckmongering cocktard, earlier
PS Read this.