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Friday, August 22, 2008

Uphold The Law...

Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 8/22/2008 11:53:00 AM

Via Tom Paine, hey look!—it's a cunt dressed as a policeman, being a cunt. Oh, and making up the law as he goes along.


Might I remind you uniformed state cunts that you are supposed to uphold the law, not your law (that you happened to have pulled out of your arse). The entire structure police needs to be reformed urgently.

Oh, yeah, and jumped-up little jobsworths like this couple of monkeys need either to be retrained or they need to be sacked. I don't care which but I am fed up of seeing videos of high-handed police officers making up laws on the spot—no wonder they object to being filmed...

UPDATE: apologies: as has been pointed out, those two cunts above are, in fact, Pathetically Crap Sham Policemen (PCSOs). However, via Obnoxio The Clown, here's another video of a similar nature which I first saw a couple of years ago, I think.


Now, these two are real cunts police, are they not? Sorry, I don't know why I struck out "cunts", because they are, actually, a pair of cunts...

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Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 8/22/2008 11:53:00 AM


33 Blogger Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does someone who can barely speak English become a policeman?

8/22/2008 12:26:00 PM  
Blogger Gman said...

Put an ignorant prick in a uniform and hes still and ignorant prick, now dangerous as well

8/22/2008 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's not a policeman. The blue shoulders indicate he's a CSO or 'Blunkett Bobby'. Known to rank and file as C3POs although considerable less useful. He has no more power than any other member of the public.

8/22/2008 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous permex said...

And who allowed this sort of crap to happen?
Weep for the poor bloody country you have ruined.
P.C. (lol) precludes any further comment.

8/22/2008 01:51:00 PM  
Blogger Gman said...

I've just spent some of my lunch hour walking around oxford street in London taking photos of PSOs, they don't seem to like it very much. cockroaches and sunlight sprung to mind

8/22/2008 01:53:00 PM  
Blogger Henry Crun said...

PCSOs are not policeman, nor are they employed by the police service. PCSOs are council employees and should be treated with the utmost contempt they deserve.

8/22/2008 01:59:00 PM  
Blogger Bloke on the Torquay Omnibus said...

That cunt should be arrested and deported for impersonating a policeman and being in charge of an offensive attitude but not before being battered into submission with a large copper wok.
Fuck off back to wherever you came from - now start swimming.

8/22/2008 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure that was in England? That guy spoke worse English then your average bushmen.

8/22/2008 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No english and seems unaware I'd cards aren't yet used in the UK

8/22/2008 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All foreignres out NOW! First they take our jobs and women, then they start telling us what the law is!
Fucking paki buddha!!!

8/22/2008 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Neil Harding said...

DK, I hope you are going to use some of your famous abuse on the racist commenters above.

I agree that people should be allowed to film in any public space, but you 'libertarians' are hilarious - don't you see the contradiction in your position by your opposition to CCTV.

8/22/2008 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh you fucking anonymous cunt. Fuck off with your idiotic racist comments you fucking prick.

8/22/2008 03:56:00 PM  
Blogger Roger Thornhill said...

All foreignres out NOW! First they take our jobs and women, then they start telling us what the law is!
Fucking paki buddha!!!


I think you will find that most of the rot in our legal system has been perpetrated by self-loathing ethnic British on a combination of guilt-tripping and Socialist Internationalism. A fish rots from the head - the PCSOs were trained, the training structured and the quality control thereof maintained not by "forners" but by scumbags like Straw, Blunkett, Clarke and all manner of blue-eyed closet or not Marxists.

Neil: Are you being obtuse or what? There is an ocean of difference between an individual filming ad hoc in the street and State employees being hired to systematically monitor, observe, comment, track etc people from place to place. This is quite distinct from private businesses filming their own private property. It would be something more akin to someone who began filming, but then followed an individual from place to place then showed the images to others and archived it in a place where total strangers could download and observe it.

8/22/2008 04:11:00 PM  
Blogger Bloke on the Torquay Omnibus said...

Neil Harding @3:31....just fuck off. If you don't like the heat, stay out of the Kitchen.

8/22/2008 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All foreignres out NOW! First they take our jobs and women, then they start telling us what the law is!

Your name is Neil Harding and I claim my £10.

8/22/2008 04:22:00 PM  
Blogger Old Holborn said...

When I first blogged this, I checked his number. It seems his pals (or some of them) are not happy with him either

http://policecommunitysupportofficer.blogspot.com/2008/04/on-filming-in-public-place.html

8/22/2008 05:06:00 PM  
Blogger Old Holborn said...

You could always all join me for a walk and show these fingermen that you are not afraid of them

http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2008/07/old-holborn-is-going-for-walk.html

8/22/2008 05:16:00 PM  
Blogger Jules said...

that wasn't pleasant viewing DK. in fact it was depressing and fucking worrying. when the govt benches are stuffed with cunts, ACPO is staffed by cunts - and the Met is run by the mother of all cunts - it's no surprise that mini-cunts like these are breeding in the rank and file - like creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. sorry. i went all war of the worlds for a moment there.

i know why. the heat ray. not a video camera. give me the heat ray ...

8/22/2008 05:29:00 PM  
Blogger Longrider said...

I see that Neil's sense of idiocy hasn't abandoned him yet.

There is a world if difference between the amateur photographer and the surveillance mechanism of the state - only a buffoon would attempt to draw a parallel.

I've commented on this one at length, too.

8/22/2008 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its obvious the bullying Chink thinks he's back in somewhere East of Sues (where he should go back to)

8/22/2008 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

`Just watched the second film and some of Daz's others and I have to say: Daz Pollard you're a fuckin hero!

8/23/2008 12:23:00 AM  
OpenID curly15 said...

First the bloody councils, next the plastic bloody Blunkett Police, the fightback has started!

What's more I've managed to get a bloody socialist council to roll over.

Follow the links too for the full story.

8/23/2008 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Dave H. said...

It isn't racist to say the man spoke lousy english. Could say the same of many natives.

It would be racist to say he's acting like the police back home. Can't help thinking it's true though.

Anyway, Isms shouldn't be hanging crimes. Cunt is a sexist insult, but it's much more effective than 'arsehole'.

8/23/2008 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@dave h,

It can't be racist to say he has lousy English because it's factually correct as much as it would be factually correct in the case of chav.

I'd love to know what my prospects would be of being given the "power" this moron has if I were to turn up in his country of origin, with a shaky grasp of the local lingo and offer my services as a jumped up plastic bobby.

I hope the twat gets the sack which is what he deserves.

8/23/2008 11:46:00 AM  
Blogger Chalcedon said...

And the boy didn't fill in a stop form either. I hope he sues the charm school.

8/23/2008 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Rob said...

I took some photos of the cricket match I took part in today, yet I have the gall to dislike being filmed by the State CCTV. Why, what a hypocrite I must be!

8/23/2008 11:20:00 PM  
Blogger Not Quite Hayek said...

Has a complaint about these two tits actually been made? Because if not, it really should be. Tit No. 1's number is plain to see. The other one shouldn't be too hard to find out.

Personally, I'd love to see the list of Peelian Principles chiselled out on to stone and rammed down his throat, just to be certain that he fully understands his obligations to society.

8/23/2008 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is libertarian blogging at its best. Well done DeeKay on a couple of sensational, thought provoking posts.

Love it

8/24/2008 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Those poor cunts arrested for an alleged plot to kill brown and blair should be Knighted said...

These pair of (as the Devil succinctly puts it) cunts of the highest order have no need to worry themselves about the Peelian Principals, as they are, in fact, just jumped up council officials, given a uniform by the zanulabcunts and shouldn't be given any respect at all. They are just another part of those labcunts
plan to turn us into the newest communist state of Europe, and should be disbanded as soon as that jock cunt is out of office

8/24/2008 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger M V Smith said...

If this goes on the thin edge of the wedge to Nazi Germany or Communist Russia will arrive quicker then you think

N.B. To law enforcers in the UK YOU POLICE BY CONSENT - GOT THAT

Fuckwits

8/25/2008 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've had contact with the police probably ten times in my life. Three or four times when I've been stopped for speeding.

On these occasions they have nearly always (with one notable exception) been condescending, sarcastic, rude, slightly intimidating and oafish. That said, they do a crap job, they didn't fine me and perhaps they'd been sworn at all day by dickheads, so I'll forgive them that.

On all but two of the other occasions, I was a witness to a robbery, violent assault or criminal damage and in those cases they came across as exasperated, disinterested and thoroughly bored, although they also seemed calm and unflappable. I suppose if you turn up after all the bad guys have pissed off you can afford to be!

On the remaining two occasions I had, firstly, been the victim of an assault by a bunch of a dozen or more skinheads who crashed a small party at my parent's house, trashing the place. Plod took well over an hour to come and arrived, conveniently, a minute after the gang had pissed off. When I expressed not a little dissatisfaction at the fact that 4 police cars took over an hour to arrive I was told to shut my trap or I'd be arrested - I was 17.

On the final time, I was arrested for criminal damage. I was 39, in a bad place emotionally and (yep I admit it) pissed - Certainly no excuse. The whole thing was very embarrassing and I was wholly in the wrong. I gave myself up the morning after my foul deed - which in hindsight was utterly foolish as I would never have been caught - I must have a conscience. I offered to pay the property owner (a bank, as a cash machine was involved) for the damage and wrote a particularly groveling letter of apology together with a myriad of character references. They insisted the feds press charges.

The officer in charge was pleasant, sympathetic and helpful. A really good bloke.

I don't really know what this says except;

(i) the poor sods are human like the rest of us - at least most are and
(ii) if you have actually broken the law you seem to be treated better by them than if you are simply minding your own business!

The charges were dropped in the end by the way. Although I was still a stupid bugger to get myself into that position in the first place. It taught this middle class professional man something else though, get the wrong side of a copper and you soon realise just how powerful the state is and how fragile are our individual liberties.

In conclusion, perhaps its sometimes just driven by over-zealous young coppers and jumped-up traffic wardens with a complex, but this sort of outrageous stazi-like behaviour needs to be exposed and condemned in the strongest possible terms - over to you DK....

9/02/2008 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops - sorry bit long that one.. My apologies.

9/02/2008 01:13:00 AM  
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