"I concluded that an active sexual relationship between two people of the same sex might therefore reflect the love of God in a way comparable to marriage, if and only if it had the about it the same character of absolute covenanted faithfulness."
OK, cheers, Archbish.
Still, I think that we should make it clear that anyone having sex outwith marriage, or a homosexual relationship with "the same character of absolute covenanted faithfulness", is still an evil fornicator and should be burned at the stake.
Are we all clear on the church's position? Good.
And now it's time to 'phone the Williams...
DK: Hey, Archbish; how's tricks?
AB: Fucking magic, man. I haven't got a scooby-do what I'm saying.
DK: Yeah, right. Cool. Can I get a quarter off you, mate?
AB: Er... well... I don't think I've got any. Er... a... I mean... er... wait it was... no, hang on... [long pause] Sorry, Devil; not sure where it... what was I talking about?
DK: Some weed, Bish.
AB: Er... don't think I have any. Go some angel-dust though...
That ArchBish: he's fucking crazy!
To paraphrase Fawlty Towers, please excuse him: he's from Wales...