Have you tried running a shorter distance at all...?
I got to my car this morning and found that the front passenger window had been smashed in; in fact, all of the cars on the street had been jemmied open one way and another, and at least one house had been burgled. I think that it's about time that we brought back the stocks, frankly.
What with the insurance company claiming that the damage from the previous accident made the car a write-off (and thus refusing to pay for the repairs), this whole car-owning lark is turning out to be fucking irritating.
Fucking hell, I hate people.
Though they are not a party that your humble Devil whole-heartedly endorses, the various Tory governments since 2010 have not been entirely ...
Your humble Devil apologises for his lack of posting: it has become increasingly difficult to actually put quill to vellum, as it were. It...
... and we will shortly be an independent country again .
Your humble Devil has finally felt the need to refresh his quill for a brief post. The thing is, you see, that whilst the British people v...