Few people in the entire annals of the sordid, stinking, corrupt, cowardly politics of this country can beat David "Batshit" Miliband for sheer hypocrisy and screaming, speccy evil. And, as you may know, your humble Devil is not completely keen on the devious, unpleasant little shit.
So, it comes as no surprise to find the hideous little shitbag bitching that Russia's actions in Georgia aren't completely above board.
Mr Miliband was speaking in Tbilisi after talks with the Georgian president Mikheil Saakashvili.
"Every day that goes by beyond the deadline of noon yesterday (Monday) is a day that we see Russia not living up to its word," he said at a news conference."
Of course, Mr Miliband, you would never dream of lying like a cunt, would you? You fucking cunt.
You, my dear Batshit, would never dream of promising a referendum on an international treaty—let's call it "the Lisbon Treaty"—and then using weasel words in order to wriggle out of said referendum, would you? You fucking little cunt.
I wouldn't mind your rampant lies quite so much, if you weren't such an incompetent turd. Your tenure at DEFRA was marked by the continuing fuck up of the CAP administration which has led to EU fines of some £350 million (minimum); this, in turn, led to the underspend on flood defences which led directly to the disastrous floods of a couple of years ago.
Despite his enthusiasm for personal carbon points, the tedious little fuckhead was utterly unaware of the advancements made in wave power.
Now this piece of rubbish—a man who believes that countries no longer indulge in "brinksmanship and powerbroking"—is our Foreign Secretary; supposedly this unpleasant little cuntrag is protecting our interests abroad. Actually, he makes us look useless, toothless and pointless.
Dear god, Miliband: I hope that you are swiftly removed from government. But I don't wish death on you; no, not yet—I want to pull the lever myself.