Monday, July 14, 2008

Witanagemot Club Awards 2008

Last year, your humble Devil won a virtual trophy or two in the Witanagemot Club Awards. And now they're back for another round...
Parliament is about to go into recess so it about time to engage in some frivolity. Yes, it's the Witanagemot Club blogging awards; a light-hearted investigation into political blogging in the British Isles.

Do pop over and nominate your favourite blogs...

28 comments:

Old Holborn said...

I've recommended you for:




"Q10: Blogger most desperate to win blogging awards"

There wasn't one for:

"Blogger most looking like Steptoe and Son whilst pretending to model jumble sale clothes on a council estate in Dumbarton"

Shame really, you'd have breezed it.

fi said...

Well I've voted. Best blog ...yadda yadda blah blah. More importantly, I voted for the blogger I'd most like to shag.

Have I gone too far?

Devil's Kitchen said...

Ha! Hardly.

Flattery, as they say, will get you everywhere...

DK

fi said...

You're gorgeous, talented, erudite, stylish, witty, charming....will this really get me "everywhere"?

Devil's Kitchen said...

Absolutely. You missed out the fact that I am a massive tart too...

DK

fi said...

Oh I like the fact that you are a massive tart. I never considered myself one until now.

Devil's Kitchen said...

I have turned thee into a massive tart? I knew I had untapped talent...

It's mainly that I'm an experimental kinda guy. Every person one sleeps with is a new experience...

DK

fi said...

I don't plan on doing any sleeping.....

fi said...

Tut tut. This is really not appropriate for a political blog, is it?

Mind you, isn't sex all politics anyway?

Devil's Kitchen said...

I tend to think that there's far too much politics surrounding sex; I like to keep politics out of it, since I prefer not to fuck those I loathe...

DK

fi said...

You'd "prefer" not to? But if the opportunity arose (groan) you would, I suppose, fuck someone you loathed?

I do agree, far too much politics surrounding sex.

Saying "Is it in yet?" or "no, it was pretty shit for me, actually" tends to cause trouble.

Devil's Kitchen said...

"You'd "prefer" not to? But if the opportunity arose (groan) you would, I suppose, fuck someone you loathed?"

On the whole, no.

"Saying "Is it in yet?" or "no, it was pretty shit for me, actually" tends to cause trouble."

Haha! Yes, this is true.

Mind you, let to much politics into sex and, next thing you know, John Prescott's chapping at your bedroom door...

Right, off to bed for me...

DK

fi said...

Me too, night night.

Henry Crun said...

DK, Fi please.....GET A ROOM!!

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Jesus Christ, you two! Just go and bump pelvises so that we can get on with the abuse.

Verification: AMZN TFL ... have you been hacking Oysters, DK?

Old Holborn said...

Yuk.

I now have a vision of an unwashed Nissan Micra, covered in soft toys coveying a fat pasty yokel land whale, stinking of an Istanbul fish market doused in DKNY up the A303, whilst Devils "Diddicoy" Kitchen desperately washes his cock in the sink before climbing into his uninsured flat bed Transit, hurtling down the M4 furiously rubbing chip fat onto his knob to ease the passage up a puffy oozing clam blocked with forgotton tampons and a thong made of rope.

Nice.

Devil's Kitchen said...

OH,

Brilliant...

DK

fi said...

I smell of Dior.

fi said...

The rest of your imaginings are pretty spot on.....

Sam said...

Oh, come on you boring old farts. This is better than the EastEnders Omnibus (let's face it, most things are...).

Fi - post a picture and we can all vote...

fi said...

Ha ha. Not bloody likely, I'm far too shy.

The only pics I might send are to DK himself - privately.

Sam said...

What a pity, Fi. With regards to the gentleman in question. I am acquainted with him and can honestly say that he looks loads better since the operation.

fi said...

Ha ha. Coincidentally, so do I.

Glad to hear him referred to as a 'gentleman' though.

Now, has anyone actually voted for him?

dirty european socialist said...

I would like to put my name forward for the awards. Vote for me in all categories.

sam said...

@DES:

Still preop, I see. Has your carer nipped out again honey?

fi said...

"DK, Fi please.....GET A ROOM!!"

Yes please!

Old Holborn said...

Round the back of Asda's not good enough for you?

Talk about high maintenance....

fi said...

Normally it would be okay but I wouldn't want to bump into you there. Maybe behind Waitrose, a much classier store.