Sunday, July 20, 2008

Quote of the Day

I too missed commenting on this speech by the massively-foreheaded Dave Cameron, but Bag presents it in a nice way. [Emphasis mine.]
"There is an element to politics that is a bit like Tomb Raider".

Well I think he is right. You see Lara Croft is a made up character, has several attributes that attract attention away from what is really going on and lives a fairy tale life isolated from the real world. Everything just goes as the puppet master says. Remember how modern day fairy tales start 'If elected I promise...'. It's all one big fairy tale.

Lara Croft is just like a politician, except most are not that good looking, as in the end all you remember are the big tits.

Plus, of course, owing to their massive girth gained from living high on the hog at our expense, our politicians tend to sway about as much as Lara's tits too...

5 comments:

Bag said...

That was quick. I just posted it and thought I would browse some of my fav blogs.

Devil's Kitchen said...

Behold the power of RSS readers and my stunning inability to drag myself away from my computer!

DK

Trixy said...

Perhaps the massive tits is why Dave of Forehead has hired a personal trainer, according to the screws?

Roger Thornhill said...

In which version of TR do they sway? I always thought they never did (more's the pity, btw).

Zappa Frappa said...

Maybe it's because, in fact (in fiction?) Ms. Croft is the Countess of Abingdon, and Cameron is a tory toff?