Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Abusive article of the day

From the Daily Mash...
LABOUR MPs TO RALLY BEHIND UNBEARABLE, SCREECHING HAG

LABOUR backbenchers are preparing to ditch Gordon Brown and place their electoral fortunes in the hands of the most God-awful cow.

Harriet Harman is now convinced she can lead Labour to a recovery in the polls, despite being described as the sort of eye-gougingly dreadful harridan who makes you want to shoot yourself twice just to make sure.
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[A senior backbencher] added: "I think Harriet would be a terrific leader and those who dismiss her as a patronising, talentless bag of vomit who would lead the Labour Party out of existence, are only half right."

Harman is now taking soundings and ignoring all those who say they will move to Iran and urge it to launch a nuclear attack on Britain if she become prime minister.

Spot on...

5 comments:

Patrick said...

hear hear.. daily mash

Obnoxio The Clown said...

EEK!

Letters From A Tory said...

Everyone with enough money to buy a short-haul flight to Europe would be on their way out of the UK if Harman becomes PM.

The Nameless One said...

The Labour party may be suffering a nervous breakdown (much like their leader) but surely they are not quite desperate enough to elect a woman like that?

M V Smith said...

Just when you think it couldn't get any worse