Monday, June 09, 2008

You wouldn't... Or would you?

Via The Nameless One, this very funny spoof of those anti-piracy adverts is from the IT Crowd.


It made me snort wine all over my keyboard: my flat Apple keyboard that seems to have been used in every single Doctor Who episode in this series. Yes, even the one in Pompeii.*

And who can blame the Beeb? Those keyboards are lovely to use...**

* Not really. Or not that I spotted, anyway.

** DISCLAIMER: I own Apple shares.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Macs are to computers what Antarctica is to continents.

The fact that it has almost never been attacked does not means it's the safest; it just means that nobody gives a fuck.

There's really nothing productive you can do in it without investing a lot of money. It's only a trend that will soon melt.

Going there will cost twice as much as going to any other place on Earth. People who actually do it feel superior but are actually really stupid.

Finally there's a lot of penguins hanging about to remind you that if you're going to use Unix, you should be using Linux and not some faggy OS.

Devil's Kitchen said...

Anon,

"There's really nothing productive you can do in it without investing a lot of money. It's only a trend that will soon melt."

You just keep believing that, big boy. I'll continue using GIMP, Inkscape and Scribus whilst you fulminate about how shite Macs are, OK?

DK

Anonymous said...

>I'll continue using GIMP, Inkscape and Scribus whilst you fulminate about how shite Macs are, OK?<

I think you mean "I'll continue using GIMP, Inkscape and Scribus whilst you play awesome top-of-the-line games such as Crysis, Age of Conan and Gears of War on your kick-ass top-end PC that you put together yourself for less than £350, OK?".

:)

Devil's Kitchen said...

Anon says: "oh look, here's some apples. Let's compare them with these oranges."

Tel you what, when you actually want to use your computer for something other than a childhood distraction, give me a call, OK?

;-D

DK

Anonymous said...

There really is no argument.
PC's are SHITE.
Mac's are Fucking Great!

Anonymous said...

>Tel you what, when you actually want to use your computer for something other than a childhood distraction, give me a call, OK?<

Well, that's never gonna fucking happen, is it?

If you use your computer for anything other than gaming, you've failed before you even begin. I know this because of my learnings.

Anonymous said...

Obivously the learnings of the special school you twat.

Anonymous said...

>Obivously the learnings of the special school you twat.<

Gargle my nutsack, you humourless prick.

And before you start shooting your mouth off at me, learn to spell "obviously", you stupid worthless fucking cunt.

Better still, go the way of Mitchell Henderson, you imbecilic bastard.

cookie said...

Apple: shit.