Friday, June 20, 2008

Quote of the Day...

... comes from an anonymous Labour Party member, reported by Danny Finkelstein and via Iain Dale...
Meltdown in the Labour Party has reached that stage, only too familiar to me, when MPs don't mind what they say or who they say it to.

Politely talking to one Labour member, while in the presence of a member of the Shadow Cabinet, I asked him gently to what he thought we owed Labour's decline in the polls.

Instead of giving an involved explanation he replied:
Oh that's easy to explain. Our Leader is utterly useless. If you asked him which of the two doors from this room he was going to exit from he would be incapable of choosing. And if someone else chose the door for him he wouldn't be able to make his way there.

Another pointed out that, if climate change flooded us, as least that evil little fuck-dwarf, Hazel Blears, would be the first to drown.

I paraphrase, of course, but I think that I've captured the essence of what was said...

4 comments:

Ian_QT said...

::jaw drops::

...And to think there are people out there who think we need to give them more power and more money and hold them less accountable.

Gareth said...

Another pointed out that, if climate change flooded us, as least that evil little fuck-dwarf, Hazel Blears, would be the first to drown.

Blunkett's dog and any in wheelchairs would go first. The ones you want rid of soonest could just have their heads held under the rising waters.

Civil Spiv said...

Please - Blunkett's dog is the only member of the Labour Party I'd even for a moment contemplate rescuing from any deluge.

D-Notice said...

She'd be first to drown as I'm more than willing to volunteer to hold her face down...