A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
Can anyone guess what this corrupt, thieving little bastard, who was entirely happy to steal from his closest family, wants to be when he grows up?
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Still, good to see them starting young, eh?
I imagine that he'll go far...