Tuesday, May 06, 2008

The grass is no greener on the other side...

Twenty Major on the concept of the carbon footprint.
Carbon footprints are fucking stupid and while today is Bertie’s day of resignation, and you know how much I hate that little fucker, I hate the sandal wearing Green Party cunts even more.

I hope they all die in a barn fire, their noxious, wheat filled bodies sizzling and crackling and producing the kinds of emissions that a 20 year old Cortina would make. That’d be fucking sweet.

Hey, Twenty, I'll donate a few Euros towards a large can of nice, pure petrol if you will. You know, just to get something going until the barn catches properly...

7 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

Petrol to get the party started is fine, but hopefully the actual funeral pyre will be made out of old car tyres. From 4x4's.

Anonymous said...

twenty major is one of the good guys.. had a good ould rant on there against the green eco-fascists in the comments.


thanks DK.

El Draque said...

Not petrol though - why not good green ethanol? And tie then down with organic hemp?

Shotgun said...

This carbon foot print shite is really beginning to get on my fucking tits.

If I want to use more carbon I have to pay more tax, so where is the saving at all except for the Government gaining more loot?

It's all about tax.

Anonymous said...

Cortinas weren't around in 1988. They had Sierras then.

And, as they say in South London, llow burning a Cortina.

Burn the bodies instead.

Anonymous said...

Plus Corsairs looked better.

And Capris were so fucking sexy. That raked angle rear window...

Even Anglias.

If you want to talk Ford.

Henry Crun said...

Let me know when you plan to do this. I want to enrol in a dance class.