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Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 5/29/2008 02:25:00 PM

This video gave the normally placid Matthew Sinclair "rage blackouts".


Personally, the whole thing made me want to fucking vomit. And then it gave me rage blackouts. In the spirit of their much vaunted Europe United, I now share this video with you so that we can be united in rage.

And since everyone else is quoting this, I too shall throw it in.
"Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."—Horatio Nelson, to a midshipman aboard the Agamemnon (1793)

Murder them all, the nauseating French bastards...*

* Not because they are French, you understand, but because they are nauseating, fucking naive federasts. I mean, what kind of stupid cunt would associate "democracy" with the European Union?

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Posted by Devil's Kitchen at 5/29/2008 02:25:00 PM


31 Blogger Comments:

Blogger The Heresiarch said...

Was that a party political broadcast for UKIP?

5/29/2008 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous oatcake said...

Pass me the sick bag Doris, I feel rather fucking queezy.

5/29/2008 03:28:00 PM  
Blogger Pogo said...

I agree with them on one thing... I too "want to see enlargement" - some of those girls were seriously flat-chested!

5/29/2008 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Rob F said...

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

The only reason I wouldn't want to open up on them with an M60 is because I'd rather hold it by the barrel and club them all to death with it, instead.

5/29/2008 03:39:00 PM  
Blogger Westcountryman said...

Holy shit. Where's the nearest exit? :\

5/29/2008 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Rumbold said...

I wonder who paid for it? Hmmm...

5/29/2008 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That damned yello swastika keeps falling off the blue flag....

5/29/2008 04:53:00 PM  
Blogger Chalcedon said...

The European parliament wants to reduce the number of political groups. This is a move to try to marginalise and destroy anti EU federalist groups and other Eurosceptic groups within the parliament. They hate democracy and any standing against a federal union.

5/29/2008 04:58:00 PM  
Blogger Angry Steve said...

"Democracy, freedom, subsidiarity."

I think that about sums it up. Democracy and freedom come second to the EU.

5/29/2008 05:12:00 PM  
Blogger Croydonian said...

Oh my word... Rather feeble of them not to sing in French though.

5/29/2008 05:15:00 PM  
OpenID nightjack said...

Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch. Like the bad boring youth club from hell populated by the Legion of the Smug, busy whooping it up on the tax payer's penny.

Almost certainly written under heavy steer from facilitators by people sitting in circles looking at flip charts.

I am so sad that I helped pay for this piece of weak rubbish.

5/29/2008 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous windy blow said...

They think it's democracy because they think they can vote to change it. Doh!

5/29/2008 05:53:00 PM  
Blogger Fidothedog said...

So they hope that some flat chested socialist bints who have fallen out of the ugly tree hitting several branches on the way down will get us to unite?

Well okay, where do I send some money to get them some breast enhancement and/or paper bags.

Also the "ethnic" - can we still say black- chap near the start, a euro Howard Brown(from the Halifax ads) in the making?

5/29/2008 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous anork said...

Incidentally, best of luck to the Libertarian Party, who I see are standing in the Henley by-election

5/29/2008 06:49:00 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Oh God, please someone let me hose the lot of them down with water cannon.

Someone should also check whether the appropriate copyright permissions were obtained.

5/29/2008 07:07:00 PM  
Blogger haddock said...

Computers must be developing intelligence, mine will not let me play this.... it knows how angry I will be and is probably protecting itself.
Macs don't seem to be as bright ;-)

5/29/2008 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Rog said...

Seems like a fitting target for the last of our cluster bombs.

Bastards, the lot of 'em.

5/29/2008 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Concerned Student said...

That made me feel ill, and nice quote to pick! One of my lecturers has, when hearing some 'horrible racist remarks' about the French, i.e. cheese eating surrender monkeys etc, told us she can't allow us to say that because she's been taught to not allow it.. She looked entirely insincere when she told us not to, and we just laughed.

Also, £10 winging its way into LPUK, I've joined :)

5/29/2008 08:55:00 PM  
OpenID leg-iron said...

I tried, honestly I did, but I couldn't get all the way through.

It's like all the crappiest Eurovision songs blended together with recordings of Stalin's speeches and fronted by dancing gnomes.

Actually, I think that would have been better.

5/30/2008 12:16:00 AM  
OpenID leg-iron said...

I tried again. Almost halfway. That's it.

Christ, it's like something out of 1984!

I don't think there's a single idiot child in there who has any real clue what the voiceover means. None of them can possibly speak a word of English or they wouldn't be smiling.

All we need now is Brown on TV, rolling his eyes and saying 'Aye. We're dooooomed'.

5/30/2008 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The EU is rather keen on copyright law. It's rather keen on lots of laws. Did the Young Federast Union get clearance for using the music from Deep Blue Something's "Breakfast At Tiffany's"? Only wondering, like. It would be terrible if they got into trouble or anything.

5/30/2008 07:49:00 AM  
Blogger Guy Wheeler said...

Testing

5/30/2008 10:05:00 AM  
Blogger Ian_QT said...

Is there any way we can get this broadcast across Ireland before June 12?

I think it'd be a real vote-winner... for the NO campaign.

5/30/2008 10:20:00 AM  
Blogger Guy Wheeler said...

Yes, you are paying for this through the European Commission's youth programme. They fund 80% of the cost of a week long seminar. Their own example budget for a seminar for 50 participants puts the cost in grants from the commission at E20,000. Remember the film claims 25,000 members - that's E10,000,000 if they each attend a one week seminar per year.

You also pay for, amongst other things, street actions and lobbying.

The JEF has one employee who works at the Secretariat in Brussells 'supported', their website says, by two others.

Former presidents of the JEF go to have gilttering careers.
Jan Seifert - Political Advisor at the European Parliament (also named contact for funding of JEF events).
Alison Weston - expert in civilian crisis management at the General Secretariat of the Council of the European Union.
Marianne Bonard - Advisor on Inter governmental relations for the province of Quebec.

http://www.jef-europe.net/index.php?id=1605

5/30/2008 10:42:00 AM  
Blogger Guy Wheeler said...

For 2008 the European Commission, in it's general budget, has appropriated 120 million Euros for the 'Youth in Action' programme.

http://eur-lex.europa.eu/budget/data/D2008_VOL4/EN/nmc-titleN16E0D/nmc-chapterN17639/index.html#N17639

5/30/2008 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger Little Black Sambo said...

Is Lip Dub the same as Lib Dem?

5/30/2008 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous verity said...

I like the water cannon idea very much, although clubbing them with the barrel of an M60 has a strange appeal.

Even apart from the "message", the false bonhommie, the false bounciness and fake enthusiasm ... do they sincerely think it works.

Anyway, young, inept morons, screw EU.

5/30/2008 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous verity said...

Also, is this really what the next generation looks like? Did they get them from the ugly farm?

5/30/2008 08:22:00 PM  
Blogger Bishop Brennan said...

This lot make the Young Conservatives seem cool :)

Actually, when I was a 'youth', being a YC was so uncool that, like, it was actually cool, man...

DK - a potential addition to LPUK's campaign material? 'This is what your taxes pay for', etc....

5/31/2008 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Richard Allen said...

Given that most EU enthusiasts loathe America I love both the irony that they parodied a song by an American band and the fact that they are two stupid to see that irony.

5/31/2008 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Alex McKee said...

Yes, I was going to point out the irony of using a piece of American music.

The start of the video says "they say we have no common heritage". Well, if you can't find a piece of European moder music familiar to all then I think it is fair to say that we have a rather lacking common musical heritage.

6/02/2008 03:56:00 AM  

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