Sunday, April 27, 2008

The cause of Prescott's bulimia

A monocular fucking cunt of a man, yesterday.

Guido has been documenting what he calls "The Curse of Jonah Brown" for some time now. The basic premise is that whatever Gordon touches turns to shit.

If he supports a sport team, they lose. He goes to the US, and the dollar loses value. He appears on American Idol and the show loses thousands of viewers.

Now, my theory is that, so pronounced is this curse, it was Brown who was responsible for Prescott consistently losing his lunch...


Henry Crun said...

"The basic premise is that whatever Gordon touches turns to shit."

Cue Shirley Bassey:

(Waah Waaaaah Wah!)
He's the man
The man with the shitest touch...

Neal Asher said...

He is the Anti-Midas.

Anonymous said...

Prezza's didn't have bulimia. He was simply clearing space for more pies.

Kafka said...

Is it just me or does he remind anyone else of Richard Nixon, with the 5o'clock shadow?

Time to wheel out that old line "Would you buy a used car from this man?"