A monocular fucking cunt of a man, yesterday.
Guido has been documenting what he calls "The Curse of Jonah Brown" for some time now. The basic premise is that whatever Gordon touches turns to shit.
If he supports a sport team, they lose. He goes to the US, and the dollar loses value. He appears on American Idol and the show loses thousands of viewers.
Now, my theory is that, so pronounced is this curse, it was Brown who was responsible for Prescott consistently losing his lunch...