Tuesday, March 11, 2008

No one going nuts for Hazel

I absolutely cannot stand this woman. Her irritating squeaky little voice and her inability to answer any fucking question concisely or truthfully make her a prime candidate for a good shoeing...

A short anecdote from the inimitable Wat Tyler...
On the way home from the soirée, Tyler called into the Sainsburys Local in Farringdon Road. And who should be in front in the check-out queue but Hazel Blears, totally unrecognised by anyone else. Naturally, Tyler nosed into her basket, expecting to see a few bags of nuts, or whatever it is chipmunks eat. But all she had was a Warburtons Toastie loaf (800g), a carton of miracle pomegranate juice, and what may have been an Easter egg. It was sort of sad.

That is sad. I would feel sorry for her if Blears wasn't such an irritating, mendacious, little hypocrite.

And though the contents of Hazel's basket might be a little sad (which has brought a small smile to my face), the good Tyler could have made your humble Devil very happy by reporting that he had pushed her over and then, taking a long run-up, repeatedly hoofed her in the kidneys.

You see? It's made me grin just thinking about it...

4 comments:

Unsworth said...

Actually it was probably Blears' Doppelganger. I think they're all getting them now in case of assassination attempts - like Saddam Hussein did. Still we can only hope they meet the same sort of fate, I suppose

Anonymous said...

Yes they should meet the same fate as Soddin insane - doubtless they will be muttering a few words from the koran when the rope snaps as well - got to be multicultural to the end eh?

Vicola said...

I did some work for her as a favour for a friend once and she is one of those very rare people - someone who is actually even more irritating in real life than she comes across on the tv. If there is anyone who deserves to be beaten about the head with a heavy based pan it is this poisonous little ginger dwarf. She's a complete and utter twat.

Anonymous said...

Ha! Pomegranates are no longer regarded as as beneficial as they once were! Enjoy your juice Ms. Blears, for it may be your last. Mwuhahahahaha!!!