Wednesday, February 06, 2008

How I stay thin

Your humble blogger currently weighs a little over 10 stone. Ms Robinson: this is for you, babes.*



UPDATE: I should point out that this is only half the story. Unfortunately, I had to throw away the scale model of the Great Pyramid of Giza built with Marlboro Red boxes when the landlady came around to call...

* Revenge!

20 comments:

Ms Robinson said...

Oh Babes, I thought it was coke. Shame. Coulda been fun babes.

Luv ya (PS: Wanna see my tramp stamp?)

Devil's Kitchen said...

I would have posted the coke, honeybun, but, alas, I need to stock up.

And no, I do not want to see your tramp stamp (no from-behind action then): and definitely not if it is some arsing Celtic symbol...

DK

Devil's Kitchen said...

P.S. Unless your tram stamp is some filthy join-the-dots porno image...?

DK

Ms Robinson said...

Babe, Ms R is partial to good coke. Or hash. And not partial to tattoos. On her at least. But she recommends you read what blokes have said about tramp stamps in the urban dictionary.

As Ms R's ex husband (a tall blonde Aryan type of course) says, "they only get bigger over time."

Newmania said...

from-behind action then


am I intruding ? Or is the issue buggery of MPs.

Ms Robinson said...

Nah, Newmania. Tramp Stamps.

A N Other said...

Instant coffee? I wouldn't paint my shed with that stuff. Oh dear, get yourself a decent coffee maker DK. You'll never touch instant coffee again.

assegai mike said...

The Museum of Kenco. With a guest appearance by Nescafe because Mr Patel's had no Kenco late that evening when you were lurching home from the tube station. Kenco must have slimming properties because I too live on a diet of instant coffee and Marlboros and I've got three stone on you, maybe I'll swtich from Nescafe as part of my balanced diet.

Proper coffee is indeed desirable, a n other, but I find the extra pleasure is invariably lesser than or equal to the arse-aching hassle of getting it together and then washing up the machinery later. So best avoided.

Henry North London said...

Why havent they found their way to the recycle bin?

I am currently doing my diet diary on my Musings blog because Im doing the India Knight diet as Im fat and grossly overweight from being ill for 9 months

Ive had the second spike in my blog hits in the last two weeks where Ive been at 85 hits and 65 hits in one day

It really is quite reassuring on that front

Sacerdote said...

Sorry guys, It's not the coffee. It's 77% likely that its just down to your genes.

Which of course means that fat blokes like myself can just kick back and relax.

And thanks for introducing me to the idea of a tramp stamp. I'll know who to hit on now...

Vindico said...

When you say "your humble blogger" weight little over 10 stone, is that a fact that bloggers in general are 10 stone? Or did you mean "your humble Devil"?

BenefitScroungingScum said...

10 stone, 10 STONE? Fat bastard;)

tyger said...

Instant???

FFS. You need a job, dude.

Keatonmask said...

Hang on, I live on black coffee, so why am I still 19 stone of angryness?

Clunking Fist said...

"arse-aching hassle of getting it together and then washing up the machinery later"

http://tinyurl.com/2nfonk

Get one of these babies, then you'll volunteer to make everyones coffee.

BigMC said...

10 stone!? Are you under 5' 9" or have you been unwell?
We wouldn't want physical frailty to undermine your good work...

Devil's Kitchen said...

Nope, I'm 6'. But small-boned...

DK

Henry North London said...

and your BMI is what?

Devil's Kitchen said...

That would make my BMI about 19.5.

DK

Henry North London said...

ever so slightly underweight

29 here and on a diet